when i first got to wales for the first time nathan (Cwmbran) was driving down these lanes at like 100mph and as it was raining he skidded round this corner and hit this curb
nearly died!

**** YOU YOU LYING PIECE OF ****!
Heres the true story:
It was a cold evening for mid August, and my car was full of petrol.
I set out from my house at about 12pm to collect Jordan from the train station, on my way it started to rain heavily increasing the danger of driving. I picked him up and we got within half a mile of my house when we came to the last corner, I had slowed down to around 20MPH and turned the corner, the two front tyres had already started to bald and we skidded around the corner, I slammed on the breaks giving the impression that we hit the curb, we were fine.
You guys should feel sorry for poor Kyle Smith, yes the 11 year old one who uses this forum. Apparently he got hit by a car then went down this hill and landed in a man hole and all his knuckles are out of place, his head almost got split open, his wrist has a bit gash in it like some massive hole and he cracked a few of his ribs. :rolleyes:
Heres my proof.
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Last edited by J0SH; 16-10-2008 at 10:38 PM.
That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it cause we consider these minutes golden.
LIA...**** YOU YOU LYING PIECE OF ****!
Heres the true story:
It was a cold evening for mid August, and my car was full of petrol.
I set out from my house at about 12pm to collect Jordan from the train station, on my way it started to rain heavily increasing the danger of driving. I picked him up and we got within half a mile of my house when we came to the last corner, I had slowed down to around 20MPH and turned the corner, the two front tyres had already started to bald and we skidded around the corner, I slammed on the breaks giving the impression that we hit the curb, we were fine.
Once lol
This fat man was drowning in the pool I went to save him I breathed out and was gonna breath in big but he pulled me under for like 10 secs Untill He managed to swim up :rolleyes:
Twice.
Had to have an operation when I was young to twist my insides around cos I wasn't getting the right nutrients.
And I tried deepthroating a baguette... enough said.
Never I don't think.
I can't remember, the ones i remember and have been told include
Choking on 2p when i was 2.
Choking on bubble gum when i was 6
My sister telling me to cross when i car was coming when i was 4
Not looking where i was going out of McDonalds when i was 8
Downing in Italy trying to save my sister when i was 9
Choking on a mint imperial when i was 11
Walking out infront of a bus about a week ago
When this girl found out i gave her the present and threw it in the bin
and tjats what i remember, there is many, many more.
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