i have came close to dying 3 times
all three are from drowning
and one of them i actually died for around 30 seconds (my heart stopped beating)

i broke my arm when i was 4
:rolleyes:
i was in a car crash when i was 2 or something that's about it but i wasn't badly off that's all i can remember about it though.
one of my brothers been knocked down twice plus he was in that car crash as well so yeah he has nearly a few times.
i'm sure theres gonna be loads of interesting stories in here :|
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2 times
American and Proud
3 times.
first time almost got hit by a car.
second time i swallowed a ball and it got stuck in my throat.
third time i met a girl and my heart stopped.
I HAD TO GET IT IN THERE.
twice, 2 car crashes.
I'm an alcoholic student, I troll naked with a parrot on my shoulder call Jeff.
I got errored on Habbo Hotel once.
Ryan you allways have balls near your mouth.
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I crossed the road because these others did so I thought it was safe right? But it wasn't and this car had to brake quickly to avoid hitting me and everyone around was like "OOO".
I've also taken a load more pills then I should at one time/over the day but it didn't really have much effect. But, two of the times I did it I was hoping for some sort of something. Yeah, I'm stupid.
LMAO JACK. But in life you can't press F5!
It was a metal ball, yknow the ones off screwball scramble? I was playing with it in my mouth and it went down, 20 minutes later it goes down and a few days later I have the most painful **** I've ever had.
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