Attempted Kidnapping

[kuzkasate]

tazer him, with a full voltage mains wire... should scare the **** out of his cronnies.

that made me lol for some reason

Then that's settled. Just pop a :rude: in his ass next time he tries getting near you.

then that'll make me the pedo

[Accipiter]

Ask him to get in your mams car and he can have some candy to

[Laggings]

then that'll make me the pedo

No it won't.

ped·o·phile (pd-fl, pd-) KEY

NOUN:

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children.

You're in the safe zone to :rude: him up.

[AlexOC]

You should put on some weight.

As the saying goes; Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

[Laggings]

Yeah but fat kids can't run as fast.

[scottish]

they can roll faster.

but yeh i dont think he wants to become a fatty so its harder for ppl to kidnap him lolol

[Laggings]

but what if you're running uphill to get away? cant roll then

[scottish]

then its a simple game of bowling.

instead of running away, simply knock them over.

[Laggings]

yeah but what if you roll right into the back of the van that the pedophiles want to trap you in?

[AlexOC]

to be quite honest i dont think the pedos want to pleasure a fat kid. its win win.