A Few Times Hah Almost Got Hit By Car The Other Day Lolz!!!
I Didn Die Tho So Im Happy Guy Spilt His Chinese Tho Serves Him Right tYho Was On My Bike And Was My Right Of Way

A Few Times Hah Almost Got Hit By Car The Other Day Lolz!!!
I Didn Die Tho So Im Happy Guy Spilt His Chinese Tho Serves Him Right tYho Was On My Bike And Was My Right Of Way
I remember one, somebody tried to stab me.I can't remember, the ones i remember and have been told include
Choking on 2p when i was 2.
Choking on bubble gum when i was 6
My sister telling me to cross when i car was coming when i was 4
Not looking where i was going out of McDonalds when i was 8
Downing in Italy trying to save my sister when i was 9
Choking on a mint imperial when i was 11
Walking out infront of a bus about a week ago
When this girl found out i gave her the present and threw it in the bin
and thats what i remember, there is many, many more.
And shoot me with metal BB bullets, that hurt.
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OH yea i forgot about the time i slipped on a banana skin, hit my head off a kurb and split my head open
I almost died when i got pushed into the middle of a road, a double decker bus was driving past at the time, i was saved by a man in an england rugby shirt.
oooh i forgot bout the time i fell of a motorbike, i cud hav died then i guess. i split my head open pretty bad and had to have my knee stitched up and my shoulder was all road burned. still got a scar![]()
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My sister was about 5 and she swung a golf club and it hit me in the face and i got proper knocked out.. i was only a baby aswell.
And i was amost blind when a concor was thrown in my eye and severly damaged my retina..
Never i don't think
i have been in acouple of car crashes but that's all
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when I was born I was like dead (Heart wasen't beating/wasen't breathing for like 30 seconds then I suddenly came alive)
Erm when I was 2 I was bouncing on bed fell off and table went through my lip (not death but sore :p) EDIT: VERY SORE lol
And loads of other sh.. :]
EDIT: Forgot bout 2 weeks agoRight..
Walking to school and crossing at the road then this disabled bus full of disabled people came flying out was like | | away from me LOL then I ran
Was funny at the time ^.^
Last edited by user130523; 20-10-2008 at 02:03 PM.
- I've been ran over (by a car) twice, the second time was worse, but my bike ended up worse than me.
- I drowned once while I was living in Spain.
- I've had my wrist slashed in an accident in Engineering during my GCSEs.
- I've almost been shot by a person who was shooting birds, he didn't like me being there.
Thats about it![]()
Last edited by RandomManJay; 20-10-2008 at 02:38 PM.
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