Stupid things you've done drunk.

[TAYLOOOOR]

lied in the middle of the road
humped a traffic cone (LMAO the shame)
worn a traffic cone (dw not the same one)
dropped drinks on alot of people
broken my jean button and had to go around trying to make sure they didnt fal ldown
slipped, got up, then slipped again, then got up and slipped again whilst taking someone down with me the 3rd time
dressing up as a beer wizard
dressing up as a gay tennis player
getting attacked by a water pistol and constantly shouting youre making me wet (not good when its your mates sister)
opened all the drawers in the student accommodation and littered everything everywhere (i mean toasters on teh floor the lot LOL)
walked into a lampost hurtz
went to a youth club (i pre drunk before going out cuz i go str8 out after youth club) and swore at all the kids, that wasnt clever and it was stupid ok HUMILATI
and the best one... the best one..

getting involved in a game of strip poker
and losing.
voluntarily. LOL.

How do you remember so much :|

When I'm drunk.. I can't remember hardly anything.

[Starburst..x]

Im not too bad drunk to be fair, I get more excitable/embarressing than anything, and believe I can dance better than all the Pussycat Dolls put together.

[Nimueh]

Never really did anything too horrific while drunk... I just tend to become really sociable and confess my love for everyone within a thirty foot radius. To be honest, most of the nights are just big blurs.

[louder]

never been drunk!
i er, kissed someone of an age i shouldn't have but i was actually completely sober and it was no more than a bit of a peck so it's alright i suppose!

pedo .

[FlyingJesus]

pedo .

You rang?

[Naruto!]

-Did kickups with my phone which absolutely mashed it (Was pretty old and I got an iPhone the next week anyway)
-Got home from a party and turned on my laptop and cos it was going slow I punched it leaving massive cracks all down the screen

[Decapitated]

got smacked in the face by somone when i was out on the town and my nose started bleeding and because i was really drunk they thought i was on coke and made a big scene that was gr8

tryed to pick up a "hello i am a wines whatever" badge from tesco it was on the floor and i fell headfirst into loads of wine bottles and they all fell off and smashed but it was late so i didn't get done lmao.

fell off a trampoline face first

theres too many really but i'm usually always in control of maself.

[Vegetarian]

I tend to fall asleep :L


If I'm not sleeping, I'm streaking :L

x

[Petite$]

The only thing I remember is pulling my best friend & then a few nights later someones dad (he was my age but still...)
I usually only remember the boring parts thank god.

[leah]

mostly random one night stands
there was a time i got so bad that i couldnt do up my jeans after i went for a wee and was crawling around everywhere with my ass out but i don't actually remembering that happening so it's all good