Online pregnancy tester [LOL]

[Rusteh]

[Your baby!]
It's A Girl!

Grant, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

My husband:
Janet Reno

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?

[HondaRyda]

fdgej, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

LOL!
16+ lbs hahaha thats great

[Tomm]

Lol, this thing is crazy ;p

[xxMATTGxx]

Lmao im a boy and it says;

Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Matthew! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

Baby:


Dad is :
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aww i thought it was going to be Danny (Luckeyrare)

[Biseinen]

So how come he slept with me, huh?! Eh, Moose?! Tell me that!

[micky.blue.eyes]

LMAO!!!! I'm pregnant of the pope!!!



The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

[Nick-]

Thats it ive had enough, im getting an abortion
i was fine with the fact that im pregnant and im a dude and i was even fine with the red hair but this just takes the cake

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .


Michael Jackson ****! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
:eusa_danc

[Jasmin]

Jasmin, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 1 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

I DONT WANT A FAT BABY
But it's quite creepy considering i have red hair and green eyes o.O



Bill Clinton

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

lolsolsolsols

[kasi]

kaye, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!



Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

[Moose]

So how come he slept with me, huh?! Eh, Moose?! Tell me that!

You'll spread your legs to anyone! :@