Post your unanswerable questions!

[Glitter]

Two main theories,

Catholics - God
Scienists - the big bang which will actually end the universe

that has nothing to do with the word "hello" tho

[kk.]

that has nothing to do with the word "hello" tho

i didnt understand the hello he said

who made the universe - hello

[Mentor]

i have one

How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?

because English has to many influences for its own good.

Is life a quest?

Life is what you make of it.

1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
-plastic
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
-the exspression was created after them, previously the equivlent would be a blackbored wall or whatever.
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- answerd already
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
- why wouldnt they
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
-when its moldy
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
- there isnt a heven
7. How young can you die of old age?
- answered already
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
-no
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
-what?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
-The global econemy, everyones useing everyone elses money
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
- becuse we live in a capatilist society.
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
-Becuse there rated in how hard the lead is, number 1 is softer than a number 2. personly i use hb.
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
- Aint pasta doesnt make sence
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-answerd already
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
- depends if you caught
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- depends if you wanted to be noticed or not
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
- you can be defnition only be born once
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
- then we wouldnt have to worry about the question
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
- ive yet to come accross one i havent been able to answer so i dont belive in em
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
- anwered already
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
- we didnt eveolve from em, both us and them evolved from a simlar species that came apart millions of years ago.
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
- some maybe, most naa
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
- this doesnt even make sence as a real claim
24. Is there another word for synonym?
- yes, in other languages
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
- no
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
- The two things are unrelated, but they could be
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
- stay the same
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- he shaves with bamboo
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
- lots of vampire gell and practice
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
- aint a hell, and wouldnt being good defeat the point?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
- becuse it stops em freezing to death
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
- no
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
- people walk on the grass to put em there
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
- no, he dont exist
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
- who is we, and who are we compairing agianst
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- they exscreate a sweat like substance from there skin that makes the wool water proof
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
- no
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
- no
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
- Well currently with 1 p to 2c(american) there pretty much identical
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
- the american parliment equivlnet
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- becuse if someones smart enough to trick people in to thinking the phycic, there not stupided enough to go public
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- becuse of its epistomlogical roots
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- answered
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
- depends which product you buy
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- becuse a broker is defined as an indveridual or company whom brings borrowers and lenders together, not nessarly just money ether.
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- becuse everyones rushing home
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- there is
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- people and dogs
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- he didnt exist
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- anwered
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- becuse there self contained units
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- they can
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- becuse they like to speak there mind
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
- becuse someone secretly did care
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
- becuse in older alarmclocks which used bells, when the time was reached it would set off bell dinging mechisim.
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
- becuse love is blind isnt refering to sight in terms of visual imergary, but in terms that we cannot control it
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
- both mean the same thing even in the joke o.0
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- its a book
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- answerd
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
- becuse its fixing your dog so it wont work, differnt useage of the word
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
- becuse open 24 hours dosent mean open 7 days a week or 365 days a year
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
- no
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
- becuse mr you will be zapped
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
- answerd
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
- no
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
- actualy it was both http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
- depends on definition of sound and if you define as the mental state weather the mime is killed instantly or not
68. What is the speed of darkness?
- it doesnt have a speed, its the lack of light, not somthing in its own right
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
- yes
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
- becuse its not supposed to, and its episomlogical roots make it as it is
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- water is dencer when the sponge isnt there, so it would actualy be slightly shallower
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
- they dont exist
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
- becuse people wanted em
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
- its not a job, they dont strike from it
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
- no
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
- becuse of its episomlogical roots
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
-cat lands as its heveryer than the bread
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
-not a whole lot
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
- becuse they cant pivert otherwize
80. Do fish get thirsty?
-anwered
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
- learning from mistakes ads to wizdom not knolwage, hence meaning you cannot become a genius from it, since genusis is about the abilty to comprehend information, not how much you have.
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
- its not included as its boreing to watch
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
- answerd
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- does anyone actualy do this anyway
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- no + anwered
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- far to exspencive, and far to hevey to actualy fly
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- not if he owns the farm, hes the one who pays em
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- no
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- no, actualy that people with have sex in em, or do drugs in em
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- yes
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- becuse its standard prosdeure
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- they dont
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- answerd, and you asked this twice in this post
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- no ones
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
- becuse it wasnt made to be a joke
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
- not all banks do chain pens up, barklyes give em out free
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
- becuse there stupid
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
- answerd
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
- anwered
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- answerd
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
- depends on your prospective, trying to put it out, or keep it going
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
- becuse of its epistemological roots
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
- anwered
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- no


why do noses run and feet smell!
- becuse we can smell feet and say they smell, and when snot runs from are nose we say are nose is running

why do dead brains turn in to bogies
- like the rest of us, without maintaince it decomposes

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- for proof of age

Why do phones ring, when they're not round?
- becuse someones ringing them

Who created the word: Hello
- it wasntnt created outright, anyway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello

[kk.]

good answers has any one actually got any UNANSWERABLE questions like my first one?

[Mr.Sam]

do people with different colour eyes see colours differently?

[Mentor]

do people with different colour eyes see colours differently?

Weather people perseave colours the same is debateable, but the colour of your eyes has no effect on this, since the pigment has nout to do with the colour senceing cones in your eyes.

Although girls have 4 types of colour cone, why guys have just 3, so there colour be differences there.

[Nemo]

Why is it that ppl like my friend has 1 eye colour, 1colour and the other eye another colour, if that makes sense.. or like this:

O(green) O(blue)
l
l
_____

[Mentor]

Why is it that ppl like my friend has 1 eye colour, 1colour and the other eye another colour, if that makes sense.. or like this:

O(green) O(blue)
l
l
_____

Heterochromia iridium, basicaly the amount of melanin present in the irus differs in each eye, eyes with low amounts of melanin (a dark pigment) have blue eyes, while those with more pigmant have brown eyes.
Sometimes its an inherited trait, while it can also be caused by trouma, or a number of medical syndromes.

Althoughs its uncommon in humans, its actualy quite common in some anoimals, such as horses and cats

[kk.]

i know what u mean minime4000, it all depends on your genes.

Heterochromia iridium is thought to result from an alteration to one of the genes that controls eye color. This can be an inherited trait, although trauma and certain medications may result in increased or decreased pigmentation in one of the irises.

[FlyingJesus]

All these things off websites aren't "unanswerable questions".. they're just things that someone found funny, and most can be answered with simple logic.