Not been caught in the act, that's what hotels/empty houses are for.

Not been caught in the act, that's what hotels/empty houses are for.
That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it cause we consider these minutes golden.
Well me and my boyfriend (Zak) have never been full on caught, managed to hide it quite well. (at my house anyway)
At his house his parents always know when were at itcause were not exactly quite about it :/ Always interesting when his mum says the next day... "ohh i heard you two last night" whether she means just laughing and joking or doing it, i don't know but the subject is always changed very quickly.
At my house we are a lot quieter cause i think my mum and dad would freak, though one time we were in my bed under the covers like you know... very discretely cause we knew we shouldn't be doing itThen my door opens and my dad walks in asking to borrow something :/ We just looked like we were having a cuddle watching tv tbh but i think my trouser legs were sticking out the side of my bed
also i couldn't get up to give my dad what he wanted to borrow so i had to tell him where it was :/ Yehh that was a bit awkward tbh
Ever since then if zak is round he knocks on my door first
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The sequel to the 40 year old virgin is based on me, been in some close encounters with my friend willy though.
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Yeah, only by my girlfriends best friend though. Not the parents! (Thank god)
My mate walked in on me n my boyfriend Loll
Lmfao, Saved by a fishfinefinefine. So it was yearrrrrs ago but anyway we were having trout (I think) for dinner and I was in my room laying there yano. But anyway I'm going at it and my door opens abit and I'm thinking **** IVE BEEN CAUGHT COMMITS SUICIDE but no.. The door doesn't open fully and no my mum doesn't appear.. Instead a fish appears.
My mum thought it would be funny to try and scare me by showing the fish but luckily it gave me time to hide and pretend to watch tele
I was saved by a dead fish ffs.
I haven't been caught as I'm single, and if I was caught doing the other thing, I would probably just die.. or carry on >.>
~ "Difference is brilliant, difference is what makes this world"
My ex's mom asked about some loud banging, but we convinced her it was her son jumping on his bed.
Other than that, no never been walked in on having sex. I got caught browsing porn once when I was 14, that was lulz. I hadn't started bashing the bishop yet though.
Other than that, I walked in on my friends doing it at a house party.
Nopeeee haven't been caught.
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