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[MMR]

This was in the lastest US hotel newletter:

Dear Dogs and Cats the World Over...
Blunique, Hotel Manager

Feeling a little underappreciated? Not being fed enough treats in the day? Or maybe even - *gasp* - your owner tried to give you a bath?!?

Well I'm here to say that on Habbo Hotel USA no such ghastly injustices would ever take place!

Your bed will be made of snacks and treats, you will be totally appreciated and you will NEVER HAVE TO TAKE A BATH! (*coughs* unless you smell *coughs*)

Proud and generous USA Habbos will make amazing pet owners and take excellent care of you. So what are you waiting for? Another 7 years of your life to pass you by? Come to Habbo Hotel USA!

Have Fur, Will Travel
There is a boat called the HabFlower sitting in the harbor in Helsinki, Finland. It is set to sail at 9pm Monday, November 7. All you need to do is get to that boat before it leaves - and you will be safe and on your way to a brand-new, pixellated, and loving home! Get ready for your dreams to come true.

Good luck and safe travels. We'll see you here soon!

Sincerely,
Blunique
Habbo Hotel USA

[Ellis.]

>=O PETS!!! I hope Americans dont go crazy for em like people did in the UK when they first came out. Soon americans will come to know how annoying pets really are =']

[Blunte]

Damn those pets...

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i would buy a pet but im out of credzs ashlee simpson your goign to pay for this you made me spend my credzs on you