Signs your addicted to runescape

[infatuation]

You Might Be A Runescape Addict:

-You think leaves are herbs for a second
-You call friends m8's
-You say lol instead of laughing
-You call your mom a noob for cooking shrimp for dinner
-You carry a Plastic card with a sword on it above your head in the rough part of town
-You dream about Runescape
-You Call people "Dirty Maul Noob"
-When you dont want someone to go you threaten to Teleblock And Snare Them
-You cut your own wood and light it with a tinderbox in front of Banks
-When you get into fist fights, you yell out how much damage you did every time you land a punch
-When your told your grandpa died, you ask what he dropped
-You ask to have your b-day at party Petes
-You kill cows and make your own clothes
-You drop out of College to Play it
-You call a kids grade by a lv, ( 3rd grader lv. 3)
-You are thirsty at lunch at school but only have 50 cents, and soda machine takes 1.00, so first thing you do is shout "Buying half a Soda! 50 cents!"
-You close statements with things like:"death is but a shadow lurking in the light"
-You go into a church and yell "prayer noobs!"
-If you go on a fishing trip with your friend and he catches a trout and you say "noob, I can catch shark!"
-you see your neighbor cutting down there tree and ask them for there woodcutting lvl
-when you beat up midgets thinking their goblins
-If you pick up a penny off the street and wait for it to respawn
-You trip over a tree trunk and you yell "*** who entangled me!!!"

[ssricky]

they have a bigger one on runehq but funny neways