The funniest things any adult has ever said to you

[Dark--Mark]

post the funniest thing anyone has ever said to you;


chemistry teacher *just been called stupid*: I am not stupid, stupid people walk into things crash cars and. *bang, walks into a desk corner*

priceless

[Adam$]

LMAO. Hilarious.

My headteacher accidentally misphrased a the word, 'organisms' wrong on the tannoy, the one that was being broadcasted to the whole school. ;]

[issaa.]

LMAO. Hilarious.

I can't really think of anything.

[kaut]

It's a stupid bird that uhm... (goes through a list of words he can replace the actual word used with that won't be censored) deficates in it's own nest.

Ceramics teacher telling us to clean after ourselves.

[-Soph-]

recent one that our history teacher said in the register
"Put your hand up if your not here"

[Moose]

On Halloween day, Teacher was dress up as Zorro with whip (shes a female):

I was talking to a freind who was dress as a cop with a pigs nose (yes on halloween we were allowed to dress up during school) she said

"Antonio, turn around and pay attention unless you want me" and then she cracks her whip I was like WTPH @_#"" and people laughed.

[Sly]

Your a spoon.


(My dads "funny" humor?)

[,Alexx.]

(When I was in lunchtime detention I started to talk) Teacher - Alex! Stop talking or I'll send you straight to detention:rolleyes:
or
English teacher - I never make mistakes. (She says get your book out and turn to page 56.) She accidentially(sp?) mispronounced book to f**k

[-Soph-]

^_^ Ive had that detention one before
its funny