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  1. 11-12-2004, 04:54 PM #1
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    Talking A joke for Forest Fans and any1 who hates them

    Gary Megson (forest manager) was so desperate to sign a player ,so rubbish forest could stay up, he went to Iraq! When he was there though he found and amazing player called Mohammed. He decided to bring Mohammed back to England to see how he would do.

    In his first game Mohammed scored 3 goals and got Forest out of the bottom three. Mohammed was overcome with joy and phoned his mum.

    MOhammed: Mum, i played and scored a hat trick . Joe says im gonna get a contract and become a star.

    Mum: well good for you but your sisers been beaten up, ur dogs been run over and you dads got arrested for gun realated crime.

    Mohammed: I'm sorry to hear that

    Mum: SORRY! SORRY?! Its ur fault we moved to Nottingham in the firs place!



    then forest went on to lose 10- 0 against Derby and got relegated
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  2. 11-12-2004, 04:55 PM #2
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    Very Good lol
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  3. 11-12-2004, 05:03 PM #3
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    lol good i supports west ham got any jokes about them
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    Heard it - Except it should be Liverpool !
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    I'm not British, but I understand that joke lol
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  6. 31-12-2004, 08:23 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodeh.
    Heard it - Except it should be Liverpool !
    I'm in trouble...
    Yeah I heard that same one of Liverpool like you...

    It wasn't really aimed at any particular football team, I think you can use it at pretty much any team of any sport. Funny though..
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    Sorry, was I supposed to laugh?
    Correct me if i'm wrong but doesn't 'Fast' mean not eating?

    So how can you have 'Fast Food?'

    How much would I have to eat 'till starve to death?
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  8. 04-01-2005, 04:21 PM #8
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    most peeps dont if they have an IQ of 60 and below
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    Aye, probably doesn't get it... :eusa_thin
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  10. 13-04-2005, 01:58 PM #10
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    lol forest are going down now w00t go derby
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