Habboxforum Episode 4: Howzat!

[Jordan3]

Episode Four:

THE LAST EPISODE CAN BE VIEWED HERE: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=163308

[More] New Characters:
T3H HabboX Kr00

A new bunch of leet-assed people who come from Runescapeenders to try and take over the town. This crew consists of Sam [RedStratocas], Adam [Wootzeh], Chaz [Chaz-]

Intro: In the previous episode, Jordan was kidnapped by Matt, who has been hired by Karl to kill him. Tommo and Benji made their gay affair public, and Tanya still hasn’t been caught. Lee thought he was in with Emma, but she appears to be more interested in Life On The Murder Scene. The Street is about to change though, and don’t expect the Halfway Habbox to be standing tall much longer, and don’t expect the cast to stay the same. Someone has to die.

Chapter One:

Matt is teasing Jordan, who is still hanging from the lamp.

“So Jordan, getting hungry?” sneered Matt.

“I’ve lived on the streets for twelve years, four hundred and twelve days. I know how to get through hunger… by eating.” Jordan replied.

“Hmm, you got any ideas why I want you here?” questioned Matt.

“Do you want to gay it up or something?” asked Jordan.

“NO YOU DIMWITZ0R. YOU’RE GONNA GET P00NED ’06!” said Matt chuckling to himself.

Chapter Two:

Tanya is sitting home alone as she usually does on a Friday night. As she sits down with her grain of rice for dinner ready to watch “Backdoor Swedish Babes 9” on DVD, her baby starts crying.

“OH @~!$^(&!” shouted Tanya. [I bleeped out the naughty word because like most naughty words, it is naughty.]

Tanya stormed upstairs and grabbed her baby out of the pram.

“STUPID BABY!” she shouted, shaking it hard as she could.

She took the baby to her bedroom window, and dangled her out of the window.

“THERE YOU GO, YOU STUPID BRAT, TAKE THAT FO SHIZ.” Tanya screeched.

People rushed out from the pub and peered up at Tanya.

“I’M DROPPING THIS STUPID BABY.”

At that point Tanya dropped the baby. She said she would. She did. She don’t lie.

“Catch that baby!” screamed Helen, who had rushed out from the pub to watch.

“I’ll get it!” shouted a voice.

A few seconds later he stood there with Tanya’s baby in his arms. No-one knew who ‘he’ was apart from the author of this. The author knew because he is a) clever and b) he wrote it.

This person was named Sam Playguitar.

“You caught the baby!” shouted Helen “You’re a hero..”

“Sam, the names Sam.” He said smiling at Helen.

Chapter Three:

“It’s over for you Jordan, your time is through.”

Matt had a knife at Jordan’s throat.

“Unless I get five hundred zillion million fulfillion euros before Sunday morning, this knife, goes into YOUR neck. Pwnt!”

Chapter Four:

Nearly everyone is gathered in the Halfway Habbox pub. Almost everyone in the pub bar Tommo, who was sitting alone in a corner, were crowded around the new street hero Sam, who was holding Tanya’s baby.

“How did you catch it?” asked Helen. “I mean, why?”

“I like to help out,” grinned Sam.

Meanwhile in the corner, Tommo sat alone smoking a cigarette. Cassie decided to join him.

“I thought you were barred, but don’t worry, it’s just Craig being a fool.” Said Cassie.

“It’s doing my head in,” sighed Tommo “I’m not gay.”

EnD


So, Tommo isn’t gay!
Is he gay?
Is he straight?
Is he both?
Is he neither?
Is he all give of the sentences above?
Find out when I decided to post the next episode!

[ilovejordan]

Lmao thats awesome :] toms not gay he has a bath with me

[Kasabian]

LOLS @ THE TANYA/MICHEAL JACKSON THING

[emo...]

that is 1337! even though im not in it its just so funneh!

[Biseinen]

Ooooohhhh, KILL JORDAN! O=)

[ilovejordan]

No kill craig O=)

[issaa.]

LMAOOO. Kill Jordann 3

[Adam$]

Haha, that, like other episodes, rocks. ;D

[Biseinen]

You need to become a story writer.

[Revis]

So, Tommo isn’t gay!
Is he gay?
Is he straight?
Is he both?
Is he neither?
Is he all give of the sentences above?

Debatable...
Yes
I really do doubt it
Naw
He can't be neither, he's asexual
No