I saw a love room on the popular list and so I decided to pass some time there while waiting for my girlfriend to get on msn. I walked in sporting my new elvis hair style and matching snazzy gear and found a good seat by a cooler to wait. I was then approached by your average run of the mill HC girl. You know what they're like... all dressed the same with their blonde britney hair, tanned skin and HC set-up. She had some stupid mission comprising of a load of symbols that I couldnt make any sense of and some idiotic name like Hunneh - I cant remember they're all the same. Anyway I expected this to be a pretty one sided conversation as all these love room inhabiting people are capable of "asl" and then run out of things to say so I have to lead the conversation. Anyway, she said I was fit (I couldn't argue with her there) and surprisingly did not ask that dreaded question. She asked if I was single and I said yes (because I was believe it or not). I might add now that she was talking in caps and in general, people who talk in caps are usually stupid. So naturally when she asked if I wanted to be her boyfriend I respectfully declined and gave her the old "let's just be friends for now" line. But no, I wasnt going to get off lightly. She demanded to know why and I explained carefully that she was not the type of person I go for. Oh dear. Suddenly the delicate flower named Hunneh (or something) in her pink hoody mutated into a savage volatile adder ready to bite my head off. She stood there raving about how I was a raging homosexual coupled with a few cleverly formed swear word phrases of which I shall not utter here. Luckily, my girlfriend happened to log on msn at that time so I eagerly minimised habbo and spoke to my lil munchkin. Every 15 minutes or so I checked back on the girl and sure enough she was standing there screaming her off. When my girlfriend get offline an hour later, the girl had moved away to some spikey blond haired creep and I dared to make a dash to the nearby cooler for some refreshments. Busted. With the reflexes of a leopard in mating season she turned and cornered me and resumed her spewage of expletives. By now I had began to get impatient with the air headed cesspit on legs so with all the respect due I told her to go jump off a cliff. Mere seconds later a ban box appeared on my screen informing me that I was banned for 2 hours for harassment. Well, you have to give those hobbas some credit... they found the right room at least - just not the right person! I returned to the same room moments later to witness that same angelic creature laughing at someone who had been scammed. God bless Habbo!





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