The new jokes thread

[ramjet]

Ok I've got a well funny joke

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hahahaha im still laffing... anyway post all your jokes here

Edit By nvrspk4 Forum Mod-Please keep your jokes appropriate

dont see what was so unappropriate but meh

[lukeisok]

Ba ha ha ha ha ha,

What does the toilet say the paper,

I'm Gonna Get You Wet.

[ramjet]

the randomness holds an element of funnines lol im wierd

[la-ur-en]

Ha Ha, i have to admit that is quite a funny joke, i have a few jokes...

At an airport George W. Bush sees a man. He walks up to him n says. "Excuse me sir, but arent u Moses?" the man says nothing n doesnt move. So once again he asks "excuse me sir are u moses?" still there is no reply. By this time George is fustrated n screams "EXCUSE ME SIR ARE U MOSES!!!!??" hearin this one of the security guards comes ova to him. "Are u ok?" he says. George says," Either this man is extremly rude or he is deaf." At that moment, The man says,"No i'm not deaf, and yes i can here u--- its just that the last time i talked to a bush i spent 30 years traveling the wildernness."

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"

[ramjet]

lol there good

[Pulchritudinous]

Q: Why did the little baby seal want to go to the cornfield?
A: Because his tortoise friend was having a party with a red dog, and baby seal was invited!

I made it up myself.

[ramjet]

Q: Why did the little baby seal want to go to the cornfield?
A: Because his tortoise friend was having a party with a red dog, and baby seal was invited!

I made it up myself.

:S I dont get it :S

[MENTAL NUTTER]

I made a joke page but the jokes i put on were so rubbish i left it,lol. anyway, i just made this up bit of a rubbish one.

Q. Why are austrailians so good at diving?
A. because they come from down-under

....Get it? down-under? (I come from a land down-under)<--(the song) and down-under the water...Oh forget it.