How to get every item and beat Zezima Pmsl

[Shanker]

This wasen't made by me, but a friend of another website, I found it so funny so I thought I should share the fun with you guys ...

Made by S!ms

Since a lot of noobs on runescape want to edit there skills, i want to make one big final tutorial how to edit your skills. Please follow all the steps carefully!


Ok, lets go!

1. First, be sure you're younger than 16. You won't get a death penalty then Big Grin

2. What we need:
- A good plan (I'm writing this)
- An AK 47 (see picture located below)
lLINK: www.unidadepopular.org/ak-47.jpg

- A MP5A7A machine gun (See picture located below)

- A map of cambridge and jagex' office.
- Lots of luck! Big Grin

3. Now, be ready to infiltrate jagex' office! Take your car (Or from your neighbour Wink) and drive to Cambridge. Go to the following address:

jagex Ltd
St Johns Innovation Centre
Cowley Rd
Cambridge
CB4 0WS


4. Arrived there? Good, now ring their bell (if you don't know what that is, see the picture below Wink) and wait till someone will open the door.


(A doorbell)

5. Ok, i don;t know which guy will open, but SHOOT him! Only if it is Andrew, you shouldn't.

6. Take your MP5A7A Machine gun and run into their office, shoot all the guys (except andrew!) into hell and search for andrew himself. If you don;t know how andrew looks like...:


(Andrew, the biggest noob in the world)

7. Hold your AK 47 against his head and say the following: (Don't say anything different, it won't work!)
"Hey Andrew! I'm [your name here] and i live in [your country here] at [your address here]! Now, change my stats all to 99, give me [the item(s) you want here] or i'll shoot you into hell!!

8. With a bit luck Andrew will do so, and then you'd saÿ: "Thanks" and you go back to your home.

This should really work, but still i'm NOT responsible for any of your actions!
Enjoy "hacking" runescape! Big Grin

~S!ms

EDIT: I had to edit some of it.

Thread Closed by -legoman- (Forum Moderator) Due to it being spam.

[Crimson]

w - t - f - ?

[Sly]

Amit, is that you?

Or that idiot hacker?

[Jord]

I don't find this funny. ;

[Crimson]

I don't find this funny. ;

Me neither... just pointless spam.

[Shanker]

I did not post this, someone hacked into my 58Rs account and habbox one and did this, They changed my sig, Which I have changed back, close topic please! you can ask jake, ive been trying to get my 58account back, still no luck!

[Jord]

I don't believe you.

[Sly]

I don't believe you.

Trust me, he's been trying for ages.

[Shanker]

ffs, am never gonna get it back , i got that account has a present from a friend

[[Jay]]

he said somethign about that to me as well i belive him.