The Love Panda (Sequel to Hacker Tracker)

[Kardan]

The staff had got back from Canada
“Callie!” Impetuous said. “Where the hell did you get that handgun from!” Impetuous asked.
Callie hid in the corner.
“Well…” Impetuous asked.
“We Hotel managers are very important you know” Callie said.
“Yes, but that’s got nothing to do with my question” Impetuous said. “ANSWER IT!” Impetuous shotued.
“It does have something to do with your question” Callie said.
“Answer it then!” Impetuous asked.
“Ok, Well, we hotel managers are very important and we need to defend ourselfs” Callie said.
“WITH HANDGUNS!” Impetuous shouted.
“Yes Imp, with Handguns” Callie answered back.
“Don’t you be cheeky with me ASHLEY!” Impetuous said.
“I’m not being cheeky” Callie said.
“Oh really well don’t answer back!” Impetuous said.
They were in silence for another 5 minutes.
“YOUR FIRED!” Impetuous said.
“What for?” Callie answered back.
“Answering back!” Impetuous giggled as she sat on her chair.
“YOU MADE ME ANSWER BACK!” Callie shouted.
“EXACTLY!” Impetuous said laughing her head off.
“Anyway… You can’t fire me” Callie said.
“Good point” Impetuous replied.
“Where’s the others?” Callie asked.
“At the door, I locked it” Impetuous said.
“IMP!” Callie shouted as she went to the door. She opened it.
“About time” Jay said. “It’s colder out there then the mountains of Scotland!” Jay continued.
“She’s about right you know” Becs said.
“Any news on Dionysus and Glitterkat?” Jibbi asked.
“She’s still here then” Callie said.
“Don’t you answer me back!” Jibbi said.
“Not this again” Callie muttered.
“No news” Becs answered.
“Wait, where’s Aapo” Impetuous asked.
“He went back to Finland remember” Jay said.
“Oh… Well I better give these back to Lost_witness” Callie said holding up the Dj decks.
Lost_witness came from the shadows.
“Dj decks!” Lost_witness shouted with glee. “Where did you get those?” Lost_witness said in a shifty voice.
“Some weird hotel” Impetuous said.
“Ahh… That one” Lost_witness said.
“How can you tell which one that is? There all mad since Ione wrecked them” Becs said.
“Good point” Lost_witness said.
“Do you think we can get on with the storyline now?” Impetuous asked
“Yeah” Jay replied.
“Oh…” Impetuous said.
“What?” Callie asked.
“Is Habbo Hotel back up?” Impetuous said.
“Yes, all users restored” Lost_witness said.
“All public rooms up!” Impetuous shouted with worry
“Yes” Becs said.
“Including the theatredrome” Impetuous said
“Yes the valentine’s theatredrome!” Callie answered back.
Impetuous gave Callie a nasty look.
“Sorry” Callie said quickly and quietly
“What happened to Ralph?” Impetuous asked
“Ralph?” Callie asked.
“The weird name Dionysus gave to the love panda” Impetuous said.
“We borrowed it, remember to beat Ione” Jay said.
“So, where’s Ralph now”Impetuous said.
They all paused.

In canada…

“RALPH! LOOK WHAT THEY’VE DONE TO YOU!!!! RALPH!” Dubya shouted.
The rain poured down. He turned around.
There behind him was Ione with a nasty wound in her leg.
“Give… Me… Ralph” She said.
“AHHHHHH!” Dubya said. He jumped off the 35 story building.
He landed in a matress truck and bounced back up.
“Give… Me… Ralph” She asked.
Dubya fainted.

Back in England…

“CANADA!” They all said.
“What are we going to do? How are we going to get another Ralph? IF DIONYSUS KNOWS ABOUT THIS!” Impetuous shouted.
“Don’t worry, we can steal one” Jay said.
“From where?” Impetuous asked.
“Good point” Callie said.
“Another hotel” Becs said.
“No I’m not going abroad” Impetuous said.
“We could make one” Lost_witness said.
Everyone looked at him funny look.
“It was an idea!” Lost_witness shouted.
“A good one” A voice said.
It was Glitterkat.
“Glitz! You’re back!” Impetuous shouted as she hugged Glitterkat.
“Wait a minute… How did you hear us? You was in a different room” Callie asked.
“They installed CCTV” Glitterkat said.
“THERE WATCHING US!” Jay said. “AHHHHHH! DO THEY GOT CAMERAS IN THE LOOS ‘N’ ALL!” She shouted.
Glitterkat looked over her shoulder.
“Yes they do” Glitterkat said.
“ACH NO!” Jay shouted.
“Joke” Glitterkat said.
“Really?” Jay asked.
“Yes, Anyway I think it’s a good idea make a Ralph” Glitterkat said.
“No chance, Dionysus will know the difference” Becs said.
“But what if we get the person who made it to do an original” Callie said.
“Who is that?” Lost_witness asked.
“Dionysus” Impetuous said.
They all sighed.
“Well, we’re going to have to try and make Ralph” Glitterkat said.
Callie blinked.
A tumbleweed rolled past.
A popup came up on the computer.
“Ok forget that idea” Glitterkat said.
“Ok, well what if we get the Ralph costume back and each of us sit there for a day not stop” Jay suggested.
“I’m not going back to Canada against Ione” Callie said.
“What do you mean go back?” Impetuous said.
“The costume was left on the roof, Ione got shot in that building. Ione could have the suit” Callie said.
“Forget that!” Jay said.
“Look we could just ask Dionysus” Becs said.
Oh no!
Callie pondered

“YOU LOST RALPH!” Dionysus said
“Sorry” Callie said.
“YOU LOST HIM! WHY YOU!” Dionysus shotued at Callie
“Sorry!” Callie shouted.
“DON’T YOU ANSWER BACK ASHLEY!” Dionysus shouted.
“Sorry I didn’t mean to” Callie sobbed.
“I SAID DON’T!” Dionysus shouted as he pulled out a hand gun.
“You have a handgun too” Callie asked.
“Yes, all random jesters have one” Dionysus said peacefully “NOW PREPARE TO DIE!” He shouted.

Callie came back into reality.
“Hello? Callie” Impetuous said.
“Sorry” Callie shouted.
“You were day dreaming?” Impetuous asked.
“Yeah about what Dionysus would do if we told him we lost Ralph” Callie said.
“Oh…” Impetuous said.
Impetuous pondered.

“Ralph” Dionysus sobbed.
“Look Mark” Impetuous said.
“You lost the LAST PANDA ON EARTH!” Dionysus said.
“They’re extinct?” Impetuous asked.
“Yes” Dionysus said.
“Oh… I could sell this to the Daily star” Impetuous said.
“Don’t ok” Dionysus said.
“To find Ralph go to Canada” Impetuous said.
“Canada?” Dionysus said as he packed his bags.
5 days later.

Daily star. Page 1. Random guy killed by Ione in Ralph suit.
Page 3. Impetuous tells her story of Ralph.

Impetuous came back into reality.
“Yeah… Sad” Impetuous said.
“What is?” Becs asked.
“Look we haven’t got enough time in this story for random day dreaming” Impetuous said.
“Oh please” Becs said.
“Ok” Impetuous said.
Becs pondered.

“Pie” Dionysus said.

Becs came back into reality.
“Good enough” Becs said.
“Ok, we can’t tell Dionysus” Impetuous said.
“Tell me what” Dionysus said poking his head round the door.
“Nothing!” Impetuous said.
“This is a great story line I could sell this to the Daily star!” Glittekrat said.
“No NOT THE DAILY STAR!” Impetuous said.
“Why?” Callie asked.
“I sold the story about Ralph to them and a random guy got killed by Ione” Impetuous said.
“Is that random guy Dionysus by any chance” Lost_witness said.
“What story about Ralph? And am I really random? Pie.” Dionysus said.
“There is no story about Ralph the panda that is no longer in the theatredrome. Yes you are random. Carrot” Impetuous said.
“Broccoli!” Callie shouted.
“This is no time for naming vegetables” Becs said.
“Pie isn’t a vegetable” Glitterkat said.
“What do you mean Ralph isn’t in the theatredrome!” Dionysus asked.
“AHHH! HE’S GOING TO SHOOT ME WITH A HAND GUN THAT RANDOM JESTERS HAVE!” Callie screamed as she ran out of the room.
“AHHH! He’s going to get killed by Ione in a Ralph suit! Then I get rich” Impetuous shouted. “Wait that’s not a bad thing.” She continued.
“Ralph’s not there!” Dionysus asked.
“Ok it could be a good time to run!” Impetuous said as she ran out of the room.
“Ralph was used in operation somehow save Jibbi” Jay said.
“He kinda got killed” Jibbi said.
“RALPH!” Dionysus said.
“He was only a costume right?” Becs asked.
“I don’t know can we just keep the readers confused?” Jibbi asked.
“Ok, Dionysus can you make another Ralph suit?” Jay asked.
“Now they’ll be really confused” Lost_witness said.
“Well, I don’t know” Dionysus said.
“I’ll give you pie” Becs said.
“YEP! OK LET’S MAKE RALPH II” Dionysus shouted.
Impetuous and Callie peaked round the corner.

Stay tuned for part 2!

[Zylo]

So long but so good! I cant wait for part 2!

[Kardan]

Dionysus had finished making Ralph II.
Callie and mpetuous came back into the room.
"It..." Impetuous started, "Looks nothing like Ralph" Impetuous said.
"Good point" Callie said.
"Look, it's hard to make them all the same!" Dionysus moaned.
"You made 16 of them" Becs said.
Dionysus blushed.
"Well, there's only one thing we can do" Jay said.
"What?" Glliterkat asked.
"Go back to Canada and fetch Ralph ourselfs" Jay said.
Everyone looked at Callie.
"I'm not going!" Callie said.
There was silence.
"Ok" Callie sighed.
"So be it, I'll just throw this Ralph away" Dionysus said.
"No, You have a job to do with Lost_witness" Jay said.
"What" Dionysus said.
"Find someone to be Ralph" Jay said.
Dionysus looked confused.
"Well we aren't going to get all the fluffy stuffing that goes in him we need someone that can be inside the costume" Jay said.
"Oh" Dionysus said.
"So do interviews why us girls are gone" Jay said.
"Ok" Dionyus said.
So they all went there ways.

"Hello" Dionyus said.
"Hi" A skinny man who had spots all over his face said in a nerdy voice.
"Next" Dioysus said.
"Hallo" A big german wrestler said.
"Next" Dionsus said.
"Hi" Lost_witness said.
"Lost, you're supposed to be doing the interviews with me not having an interivew" Dionysus said.
"Oh" Lost_witness said.

In canada.

"RALPH!" Callie shouted.
"Ralphie" Glitterkat said.
"Come on Ralph, get some Bamboo" Becs cheered.
"Ralph GET HERE RIGHT NOW!" Jay screamed.
"No luck" Impetuous said.

They walked down the street.
They kept on walking.
And kept on walking.
And walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
walking.
Callie stopped.
And then she kept on walking.

Back in England...

"Next" Dionysus shouted.
"Hello guys" Jibbi said.
"JIBBEH!" Dionysus shouted. "Aren't you supposed to be with the girls?" Dionysus said.
"Errr...." Jibbi said. "I wanted to be Ralph" Jibbi said.
"Well...." Dionysus said.
"Hmmm" Lost_witness said.
"Well" Dionysus said.
"JUST LET ME BE RALPH YOU IDIOTS!" Jibbi screamed.
Dionysus and Lost_witness fell off there chairs.
"I think we found our person" Dionysus said.

Back in canada.

"No chance!" Impetuous screamed.
Callie fell over a twig on the pavement.
"WATCH IT!" ecs shoutedat her.
As Callie got up she saw paws.
"PAWS!" Callie shouted.
"Where?" Jay said.
They looked behind them.
Walking down the street was Ralph.
"It's... Walking" Glitterkat said.
Callie blinked.
"WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR! GET IT!" Callie shouted.

[2hd.]

v.good and i know who is in the costume :p

[lukeisok]

MORE MORE

[Kardan]

The panda turned around.
Callie rugby tackled it.
The panda went to the floor.
All the people looked at the panda and Callie wrestling.
"Go Callie!" Glitterkat shouted.
The panda stopped moving.
"Is it dead?" Jay asked.
"It's a costume isn't it?" Becs said.
"Was it a real panda?" Callie gasped.
"It better not be!" Impetuous shotued.
The panda blinked.
It got up.
"It's alive!" Becs shouted.
The panda ran.
"It's Ione isn't it" Callie said like a fool.
"Yep" Glitterkat said.

Back in England.

Jibbi was trying on Ralph II
"It's a bit....." Jibbi said.
"That should be the rat I forgot to remove" Dionysus said.
Jibbi screamed and go out of the suit.
"Look, the girls will have the new suit RIGHT NOW!" Ukchaseral said.

In canada.

"Muwahahahaha" The Panda said down a phone.
"Good work" said a voice. "Continue to get to the hideout, They should follow" The voice said.
"Ok! You can count on me" The panda said.
Behind the panda were the staff.
"It's just me and you Ione!" Callie shouted.
The panda blinked.
"The silent treatment ay?" Callie shouted.
The panda said nothing.
Callie blinked.
The panda ran.
"After it!" Jay screamed.
The panda got into a flash red car.
It drove off.
"TAXI!" Glitterkat shouted as they carjacked the taxi.
Everyone was staring at the panda in a flash red car.

It's number plate: R4LPH

The Panda lead the staff to a mountain HE got out.
The female staff also got out of the car.
"I said it's just you and me Ione" Callie said.
Glitterkat looked over to Jay and smiled.
Jay nodded.
The staff charged at the panda.
"Gulp" HE said.
"STOP!" Becs shouted. "We can't wreck the costume!" Becs said.
"Ok, Well Ione... Get ready for hell" Callie said. She lifted up the head.

"Boo" Aapo said.

[lukeisok]

More More,

Thats So Good

[Kardan]

"AAPO?!" Callie Shouted. "ARRRG!" Callie Shouted.
"WHERE'S IONE?!" Glitterkat said.
"You don't think she's going to England?" Becs said.
They looked at one each other.
"Well, I doubt Dionysus can do anything" Jay said.
"Hello Girls" Aapo said.
"Look, Aapo why the hell are you in that?!" Impetuous said.
"Err,Well that's a secret" Aapo said as he backed away to the monutain face.
"Look, creep, where's Ione" Callie asked.
Aapo's face turned evil.
The staff looked at each other.
"This is going to be bad isn't it" Jay said.
"Yep" Glitterkat said.
Aapo laughed.
"You'll met her soon" He laughed.
He pulled a switch on the monutain.
"Hey that wasn't there before..." Becs said as she with the other staff fell down a hole.

Back In England...

"RATS! Are you trying to kill me Mark?" Jibbi screamed.
"No, just to get you back to Peru" Dionysus joked.
"Very funny" Jibbi said. "Look, where are the girls with Ralph" She asked.
"Well, I bet they have it right now..." Dionysus said.
Some body knocked at the door.

In Canada...

They landed. In a cavern. In deep cold water. A light shone from above. It then went. Aapo had pressed the switch. It was pitch black.

"AHHH! We're in the pitch black in freezing water IN A CAVERN WITHOUT THE STUPID COSTUME!" Callie Moaned.
There was a flame in the distance.
"Err... Do we follow it?" Jay asked.
"What do you think?" Glitterkat said.
"Let's vote. All in favor raise your right hand" Becs said.
There was silence.
"Nevermind, All in favor say I" Becs said.
There was still silence.
"I" Glitterkat said.
"I" Jay said.
"I" Callie said.
"I" Impetuous said.
"Come on, Just go" Callie said.
There was a female voice in the background.
"It' Ione isn't it?" Impetuous asked.
"What do you think?" Glitterkat said.
They got on land.
Suddenly two blue flames lit up. Inbetween was a throne. Which Ione sat on.
"Welcome, To..." Ione said. "Wait I forgot the name" Ione said.
Ione checked a peice of card.
"Welcome to, THE CAVERN OF DEATH!" Ione shouted.
"What an original name" Impetuous said.

Back In England.

Lost_witness answered the door.
Dionysus went pale.
"NO!" He shouted.
He stumbled backwards.
"NO!" He shouted again.
Lost_witness looked confused.
At the door as a female.
"NO! YOU CANT DO THIS!" Dionysus shouted.
Jibbi laughed.
"This is what I call entertainment" Jibbi said.
"NO! YOU CANT COME BACK!" Dionysus shouted.
"Look, Mark..." The female said.
"NO! DONT LOOK MARK ME!" Dionysus said as he went into the office.
"Brilliant, I couldn't of asked for more" Jibbi laughed as she walked inside clapping her hands.
" guess you should come in" Lost_witness said as he walked back with the female.

[lukeisok]

"Welcome, To..." Ione said. "Wait I forgot the name" Ione said.
Ione checked a peice of card.
"Welcome to, THE CAVERN OF DEATH!" Ione shouted.
"What an original name" Impetuous said.

I Love That Bit.

Thats Pure Brillaint.

[Kardan]

"NOOOO!" Dionysus shouted. "Blue juice turning green isn't as bad as this!" Dionysus screamed.
"So did you plan this?" Jibbi asked the female.
Let's call her: Mrs. secret for know.
"Well" Mrs. Secret said. "If I told you that... I would have to kill you" Mrs. Secret continued.
"Who are you, Cause Mrs. Secret dosen't sound good" Lost_witness asked.
"Wenders" Wenders said.
"Who?" Lost_witness asked.
"Well, why would you have to kill us if you told us" Jibbi asked.
"It's a secret" Wenders whispered. "Plus If I told you that, I employ Ione for wrecking habbo and I give her double the pay that you get here. Plus Aapo also works for me as he works for Ione who works for me who is going to kill your pesty other friends.... Then I would surely have to kill you" Wenders ranted on.
"So...... Why did you just tell us?" Jibbi asked.
"So, I have the rights to continue" Wenders shouted.
"Oh, I guess that's bad then?" Jibbi asked.
"Yep" Wenders said getting out her handgun.
"I thought that only Hotel Managers could have handguns" Jibbi asked.
"Well, Look under the contract. Chapter 5 Part C Section III.


Ex-staff may get a handgun.

"Oh" Jibbi said as she got out her handgun.
"Whhhhat?!" Wenders replied.
"I'm ex-staff" Jbib replied laughing.
"Well I have to kill you know since I told you my plan" Wenders said as she loaded her handgun.
"Ok where does it say you have rights?" Jibbi asked.
Wenders pulled out the contract.
Chapter 11 Part Y Section XIV

If any Ex-staff say there plan to destroy or wreck habbo, they have the rights to kill you.

"Great" Jibbi said.
"So... Good bye..." Wenders said.
"Wait... If I'm right..." Jibbi said.
"Chapter 2 Part G Section XXVIII" Jibbi said as she pointed to it.

You MAY NOT kill ex-hotel managers.

"YAY!" Jibbi shouted.
"Read the smallprint..." Wenders said.

But you may hold them hostage...

"WHHHAT?!" Jibbi screamed.
"So.... Come with me" Wenders said as she grabbed her arm.
"Hey... What you doing with Jibbi?" Lost_witness asked.
"Taking her hostage..." Wenders asked.
"How did you get that handgun?" Lost_witness asked.
Geez. Read the contract.
"Chapter 5 Part C Section III" Jibbi shouted.
"Really?" Lost_witness said. "DIONYSUS! FIRE ME!" Lost_witness shouted.
"Ok" Dionysus said. "CHRIS! YOU'RE FIRED!" Dionysus shouted.
"Thanks" Lost_witness said as he pulled out his handgun.
It vanished.
"WHHHAT?!" Lost_witness shouted.
"Chapter 23 Part A Section IX" Wenders laughed.

Only staff are allowed in the building. (Plus no handguns in the building unless it says you can.)

"Out the building" Wenders said.
"DIONYSUS! HIRE ME!" Lost_witness cried.
"I can't... Only Sulake Staff can" Dionysus said.
"MARK! HIRE ME NOW!" Lost_witness cried.
"I can't" Dionysus said as he threw him out of the buidling.
"MARK! Do you know what this crazy THING is planning to do?! KIDNAPP ME PLUS SHE EMPLOYS IONE!" Jibbi screamed.
"What? Did I just do a bigmistake then?" Dionysus asked?
"Yes" Jibbi cried.

"Well, Mark..." Wenders said.
"Hello" Dionysus chuckled.
"Still you're old self then" Wenders asked.
"Yep" Dionysus said.
Jibbi mouths to Dionysus: Help me.
Dionysus mouths back to Jibbi: In a minute...
Jibbi mouths back saying: WHAT?
Dionysus mouths back saying: Pfft.
"Good..." Wenders said as she stroked Jibbi's hair.
"Get off! Do you know how long that took!" Jibbi said.
"Well, I'll be going then!" Wenders laughed.

There was silence.

"Do I reply now?" Dionysus asked.
Jibbi and Wenders sighed.
"NO! GIVE ME JIBBI BACK!" Dionysus said heroicly.
"I'll give you Pie..." Wenders offered.
"PIE!" Dionysus screamed.
Wenders threw a pie at him whilst she walked away with Jibbi laughing.
"He's still his old self" Wenders laughed.
They got out of the building.

"Put it up lady... You can't have handguns out here, So put it up. One on One fight!" Lost_witness shouted.
"Normal Laws apply out here, You can't hit me" Wenders laughed as she go into a taxi.
Jibbi Mouthed Help to Lost_witness.
Lost_witness sighed.


Meanwhile In Canada!

"So...." Ione asked. "Wat do I do next" She whispered down a phone
"This plan is so.... Bad" Callie said.
The staff got on some dry land.
"Ok..." Ione whispered.
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ione screamed. "Today.... Or maybe tomorrow if we reach midnight will be the day you die!" Ione shouted.
"Ok, well mystic meg says that..., Let mwe get to my script" Ione laughed.
"Geez... Smash could do a better job than this" Glitterkat said.
"Ok, Well, The staff members back in England... ARE DEAD!" Ione screamed.
Callie Gasped.
Jay nudged her. "You know It's not true" She said.
Callie gasped again.
"Ione Lies!" She shotued.
"You're so uneducated" Becs said.
"Anyway... Can I get back to my Evil speech" Ione said.
"Go ahead" Impetuous said.
"Well, there dead. My boss...." Ione said but she got interuppted by Callie.
"YOU WORK FOR SOMEONE!" Callie gasped.
"My boss.... Is now coming here... To finish you off!" Ione laughed.
"Why can't you just do it, I'm getting bored" Glitterkat asked.
"Nah.. I want you to die a slow painful death" Ione said.
The staff sighed.
"Why is it always slow and painful" Jay asked.
"Have it quick then" Ione said as she pulled out her handgun.
"NO! WE'LL HAVE IT SLOW" Becs screamed.
"Ok... Well I'll be getting out of" Ione stopped.
"THE CAVERN OF LIFE" Ione shouted.
Aapo had finally got down the stairs of the cavern.
"It's death.. Not life" Aapo whispered to Ione.
"THE CAVERN OF DEATH" Ione shouted. "Then when me and Aapo are gone, we'll set of the stupid device thingy..." one got interuppted by Aapo.
"It's not stupid it took me ages to build it" Aapo whispered.
"Well, the device will cause that water level thingy to rise!" Ione laughed.
"YAY!" Callie laughed.
"It's a bad thing..." Glitterkat whispered.
"So.. Come Aapo we'll be getting out of here" Ione said as she went up the stairs.
"Don't worry, we'll just go up the stairs... It'll be fine!" Becs said.
The female staff got to the stairs.

They walked.
And walked.
And walked.

Ione And Aapo got the top.
"There following us...." Ione said. "What do we do?" Ione said.
"Activate the device" Aapo said.
"Ok" Ione said as she started the device. "But the water won't each them in time unless they go back down" Ione shouted at Aapo.
"Listen they'll be going back down for sure!" Aapo laughed.

"The water's rising" Impetuous said.
They were half way.
Callie stopped and read a sign.

Super Fun Happy Slide

Press switch to play

"Come on Callie!" Jay shouted.
Callie pressed the switch.
The stairs had gone from stair like to straight flat like a slide.

The staff slid down the slide.
"HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET UP NOW!" Impetuous shouted at the bottom of the slide.
The water was at there feet......