Well, over the past few years I have signed up to loads of vB's.

So today I sign on to AOL:
'You have 43 emails'

They were all from vbulletin forums.
'Dear Daniel, Happy birthay from all of us at [insert name here] forum.'
I had fun looking at my emails today!

Seeya soon, off for a drinky.
Love Daaaan!