pet rock, an outrage

[PlayaKilla]

No...this is not spam, its a revolution!
I AM OUTRAGED! Today after many hours of hard labor I finally got my pet rock!
I cheered in varrock with my friends for countless hours. I pet and fed my lil cute rock and everyone was soooo jealous.

Then...my worst nightmare came true, when i went to my house...my...rock...couldn’t sleep IN THE PET BASKET!!THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! What if my poor lil cutesum rock is tired? EVER THINK OF THE ROCKS JAGEX???

Solution: Make pet beds for all pets!

Here’s an example of what can happen
Kizmmit
03-Nov-2006 01:56:24
I support! My rock died from exhaustion because it couldn't sleep in my cramped backpack! It needs a nice comfy place to rest just like the rest of Runescape's animals!
EQUALITY FOR ALL ANIMALS!

Thanks for the story Kizmmit, and may your rock R.I.P
PS: I want a dog leash for my new rock plz it needs a walk, it's starting to get fat.
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We the rocks of the land of Runescape, in order to form a more perfect sleep, establish a law, insuring sleeping tranquility, providing sleep for all rocks, promote the amount of rest, and secure the blankets of liberty to ourselves and our pet baskets, do ordain and establish this Pet Bed Law for the United Rocks of Runescape.


FAQ

Q. What is a pet rock?
A. A rock you can pat,love and try to feed

Q. Where do I get one?
A. Fremennik Trials

Q. Can I get another one if I lose it after/during the quest?
A. Yes. go talk to askeladen at the entrance of the long hall

Thread Closed by -legoman- (Super Moderator) Due to arguments.

[Axel]

It's a figgin rock, get over it.

[whoami?]

i have to agree, what a pathetic thing 2 forget!!

[Originalmoh]

Go jump of a cliff with your pet rock =/

[Axel]

You idiots do know that a rock isn't a living thing. It's a lump of some planet, maybe Earth or from outer space.

[whoami?]

shut up u fools

when u get a pet rock u will know how it feels

[Axel]

shut up u fools

when u get a pet rock u will know how it feels

I had a pet rock, it was fun for about 5 seconds. Seriously go get a life. You're pretty wrecked if you don't have a social life outside or on the internet.

[whoami?]

lol i do have a social life outside the tinternet

[PlayaKilla]

I had a pet rock, it was fun for about 5 seconds. Seriously go get a life. You're pretty wrecked if you don't have a social life outside or on the internet.

u dont need a life when u got 98 cooking :eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc

[Axel]

lol i do have a social life outside the tinternet

Then go live it.

u dont need a life when u got 98 cooking :eusa_danc:eusa_danc:eusa_danc

I know, and you don't have 98 cooking so unlucky.