Pastafarianism

[Lestah]

This is my new religion


The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. We worship him above all others. An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, including a mountain, trees and a midget. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are (q.v. Omphalos). "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses two points. "A) It has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper factory."

Of course, you may think "this religion is nonsense". But it is exactly the same concept as other religions, yes, many people out there actually follow the exact same thing as pastafanarianism ! Except with slightly different views.
Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Pastafarianism, Buddhism. Spot the odd one out - there isn't one

[Mentor]

This is my new religion


The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. We worship him above all others. An invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, including a mountain, trees and a midget. All evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The FSM tests Pastafarians' faith by making things look older than they are (q.v. Omphalos). "For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 11,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses two points. "A) It has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see & B) It has a stripper factory."

Of course, you may think "this religion is nonsense". But it is exactly the same concept as other religions, yes, many people out there actually follow the exact same thing as pastafanarianism ! Except with slightly different views.
Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Pastafarianism, Buddhism. Spot the odd one out - there isn't one

You should really source the creator, considering this is a VERY well known counter agument to ID being taught in schools.
http://www.venganza.org/

Plus how can anyone refute the evidance that the decline in pirates is the cause of global warming? How? they have a graph!

[Lestah]

I don't see any Muslims "sourcing to the creator" when they quote me the koran.

[Mentor]

I don't see any Muslims "sourcing to the creator" when they quote me the koran.

Well actauly most say when there quoteing the koran o.0, they also dont tend to rename the "religion" "/