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    Default part 3 *+* Gucci Princess (K)

    Monday
    I woke up on da bus, then i was "omg" n dis black old lady was starin at me :@ so i was like "oi u" n i slapped n called her a "black cow" she was well a *****r so i gt of da bus n i was like i av had a bad experience wid dat black *****r so i was like i gonna go shopin den 2 a party xox so i went into "GUCCI LONDON" n i was "hiya" n da personal shopper was dis hunker man so he picked me out a gucci dress n i was like "come ere u sexy man" n i pull him in da changin room n had ma wicked way wid him, he had a 6 pack n everthin, his name was jack or john im nt sure xox
    i left da shop wid ma shoppin n i was like "taxi plz" n a man wid a bread came up 2 be and grabbed the twins n said "Honk Honk" i was like "oh my god what r u doin" n he said "havin a feel" so i was like "kk" den i was like
    flickin ma hair bk n i gt into a car n it started drivin but it weret a taxi but it was kk bcz i dunno. da car crashed into a lake n i was like "oh my god" da fire man came n saved ma life so i was like "i owe u firemen" so i went down on all 20 of dem 2 save fnx u ! den i went home bcz off ma bad day n i said 2 myself "u need a hoilday babe" so i called da hoilday ppl n i was like "babe book me a hoilday as soon as poss" n she said "ok dear u go 2mora u r goin 2 spain" so i said "kk" n went 2 pack, n av a early nite bcz i were goin away.

    *+*Coming Soon*+*
    • Da hoilday
    • Da kidnipping
    • Da Murder
    • The death of princess?

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    brung tears to my eyes.

    dis shud win the smarties childrens ritin award 2k6.
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    lmao, you're hilarious.
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    rofl wow I dunno what 2 say

    Quote Originally Posted by jordybum View Post
    brung tears to my eyes.

    dis shud win the smarties childrens ritin award 2k6.
    omg u r so right

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    lmao loved it
    ally ;[


    You see these shackles;
    Baby I’m your slave;
    I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave;
    It’s just that no one makes me feel this way;
    Take em' to the chorus;

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    Funny :]]

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    Touching.



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    "man with a bread" LMAO.
    damn. that's good.


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    amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    moderator alert Edited by ,Alpha, (Trialist Forum Moderator): Please don't pointlessly bump old threads.
    Last edited by Lee; 27-03-2012 at 04:25 PM.

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    omg Joe's breaded man with the cupboard cutout
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