Have you ever heard any funny song lyrics on any song or prehaps a poem?? Reply back with the words that you thought were funny or even make them up!! If they are not clean of have explict or vulgar content please Dont post them on the message board, Thankyou

My Funny poem: [Made Up]

My name is adam and i come from a far land,
I have two left feet and I cannot cannot dance,
I would like to wish I had a hand to leap,play, run and prance!

I have tried everything I can and nothing is working at-all,
I wish I could have the skills to be the best of the small,
I wish I wasnt as small as I was i try, I even chant
No wonder I cannot do those things,
Cause Im a little ant!

LOL