Harry Potter "The Deathly Hollows" Predictions

[Omgabear!]

What do you think will happen in the final book?

Personally I think its gonna start with Harry being all upset about loosing Dumbledore and being alone. He falls into deep depression and Ron offers him something to calm down. Herion. He over-doses and wakes up in a german brothel called "The Deathly Hollows" where he meets a one legged prostitue called Mike who offers to help him beat Voldemort.

Halfway through the book Dumbledore comes back as "Dumbledore The White", but dies again fighting Snape... who while Dumbledore was absent trained his power level up to over 5,000,000 and became a Super-Wizard in order to beat Freiza.

Ron will only be mentioned in the book twice, when giving Harry the herion and a quick hot steamy hook-up scene with Neviles toad. Later in the book they break up and have a fight.

Voldemort eventually gains full power while Mike is training Harry and releases an Auto-Biography entitled: "Voldemort: A tale of power" and wins the 2007 'Readers Choice Award' by Time Magazine.

Then the whole book is finished with the "Cop-Out it was all a dream" ending, as Harry just woke up waiting to go to the Zoo on Dudleys 11th birthday.

Your predictions?

Edited by micky.blue.eyes (Super Moderator): Thread locked, there already is a thread like this: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=276202

[samsaBEAR]

Wrong section, but lmao, nice predictions there =p

[FlyingJesus]

I'd love to see the "it was all a dream" ending, just so that the stupid kid can be miserable.

That's right Harry, your parents did die in a car crash, and your scar on your head is from where you went through the window. You aunt and uncle do hate you and your cousin beats you senseless every day.

[Nixt]

http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=276202

Someone has already made a thread . Good theories though .