Problem with some girl...

[Jõnathan]

N.B. In the brackets are either thoughts of me, or random crap. Ignore them if you want.

Right, there's this girl at my school called Jade (looks like Bam Margera, but uglier NO JOKE) and most people hate her because she acts like a possessive annoying moron.

So, 2 or 3 weeks ago, we were in Business Communications Systems (Business version of IT) and we were doing this thing on Access where we were putting people's names in a database, and then Mark (some fat dude who is most likely gay[no offence to the gays]) says "Oh, I know Jade's mobile number. Do you want it?" So, being the curious guy I am, I say yes. I put it on my contacts list on my phone. (Nokia 3200 :8 well gangsta)

Then last night, while designing parts of my future EP, (The Estonia EP - Planned Retail Price on eBay: £6.95) I got bored, so I decided, "Hey, why not text Jade just for a laugh (I had like 15p on my phone) ?" So I text her, with PROPER GRAMMAR, (Nobody suspects the Spanish Inquisition!) and said stuff like "Hi. Mark gave me your number. Perhaps you'd like to know who this is? Well, you'll just have to find out..."
Ok, so what does Mark do? Tells her and she's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH!" (Crap Crap Crap Crap etc.) I asked some of my friends and one of them said she was going to castrate me (OOF!), while I overheard her saying "I'm going to try everything to get him to admit why he sent the text" (Double Crap!) Somehow the text has caused a rumour that I like her, when I actually despise her.

So, the question I ask is: [punctuation overuse] Help?! What should I do?!!?!?!? [/punctuation overuse]

[Nemo]

John is in a smidget of a fuddle...

ok well either ignore them or go straight to her face and say "Your UGLY" or if ur scared of her then just say i dont like u in a serious voice and just say i txted u coz i was bored and mark gave me it coz he wanted to and i accepted it coz i am curious...

[scubadiva]

Just tell her what you just told us...

[jackass]

Funny if shes a member on this forum.

[Nemo]

give her the url to this in a note!

http://habboxforum.com


LOL

[Djcafc.]

Very confusing lol (discombobulating) but just tell her what you told usshould work

[Jõnathan]

Just tell her what you just told us...

Mark's already told her the stupid fat moron that he is.
And no Niamh, I won't do that!

[DiscoPat]

I lol'd lol..

I think you should beat up that guy and tell that ugly girl to [insert word here] of!

[Jõnathan]

I lol'd lol..

I think you should beat up that guy and tell that ugly girl to [insert word here] of!

I have updates!

Ok, so I get 2 texts from her.

One of them says:

1 y did you text me and 2 i know who you are and where you live so tell me y you had the feeling 2 text me and i will leave you alone

The other says:

Lee? And im going 2 kill him lol

So, the first message is pointless because she asked the same question twice (she is getting a reputation for going on long-winded pointless questions), and the second one is a sign of her idiocy as Lee is Mark's brother who looks like him but he's in Year 9.
And then we get a twist...

Right, so I'm thinking "How the hell did he get her number?" This then leads to me and my friend Josh (also a friend of Mark) thinking that he's going out with her. Which is well sick. More evidence to prove this is that he sat next to her in Bus Com, and played with her scarf.

So, this may mean that one of the most hated girls in Year 10 at my school is going out with some guy who isn't expecting it.

And judging by her attitude, he's done for if they get into a big relationship, because she'll be demanding him to buy her stuff, and well... I think you can see what's going to happen.

[DCeption]

Your not exaclty catch of the century either!