Last night I was driving back from work at about 9:30 and I was calling my friend to ask him how his job interview went. So I was dialing and I droped my cell phone and I looked down for like 2 seconds to get my phone and a state trooper saw me do this. SO, he puts his lights on and pulls me over and tells me to put my window down, so I do and I'm like what did I do? So he shines a flashlight in my eyes and asks for my drivers licience, insurance papers and registration so I showed him all 3 and I asked him what did I do? and he says "you drifted over the yellow line" so I told him that I droped my cell phone when I was dialing and he asks me "ARE YOU UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS OR ALCOHOL THIS EVENING" and I was like "NO, why?" and he goes "STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE" and I was like omg, wth is with this and he was like "WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE" and I was like ****, because I am really off balance most of the time and I was really stiff from sitting for 6 hours so I tried my best and I told him I was stiff from working and I am really off balance, but I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING, GIVE ME A BREATHILIZER, I WILL PASS. So I was pretty agitated, but he lets me take a breathilizer and I blew a 0.0.
HA, **** YOU NYPD.


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