another west ham **** take..

[Jamie!]

WEST HAM UNITED Club Store "sale"



West Ham tablecloths - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4.99



West Ham Videos -All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 mln video,includes lots of re-runs -£9.99



West Ham Banners-come complete with interchangeable slogans e,g, -"Roeder Out", " Redknapp Out", "Let me Out"
etc.. £15.00



Our Little Hero-Keyrings come complete with model of billy Bonds £0.50



West Ham Joke Book- this 900-page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the Club-£25.00



West Ham Condoms -come in sizesfrom "Little Hero"to"Big Dowie" . Ideal for the *****s in the Bobby Moore stand-£0.75 for life time supply.



West Ham Bra - One for the ladies, This bra,in team colours ,comes with good support but no cups-£14.99



West Ham Ladies Towels-The "Lucas Neill" sanitary towel, Complete with instructions, "In for a week, out for a month"-£1.00 each



Keepers Glove -A must for any fan at the back of the stand,or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have on goal £8.99



League Directory -An item for the more disconerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every "nationwide" league ground in the country, a snip at just £25.00



West ham Lipstick -Ideal for kissing the Premership goodbye,as worn by the Players £0.99 each.

theres loads flying round at the moment..

[brandon]

haha, great.

[gosling]

Haha, they get better and better! The bra one's the best :]

[piddle2k6]

lol keep em coming my best mate is a west ham supporter I would +rep but need to spread a bit first

[Jamie!]

think they're getting that sinking feeling?

[:Hazel]

rofl made me giggle.