This might sound odd...

[alexxxxx]

but is there a substance that acts as a depressant, is legal to buy, is cheap. Preferably not cigarettes, but if so, what brand, cause Royals are crap.

Cause man, i need help to relax sometimes. Uff.

[Fez]

Get a cow
And eat it

LOL

In other words, get a stress ball or something, a nice comfy chair.... or just Viva Pinata?

[alexxxxx]

quite odd. i can never seem to relax.

[Fez]

I'm 50% insane 50% optimistic. To relax I simply close my eyes and think of every single good thing on this planet.

[Nixt]

Alcohol? lol. Most other depressants have to be prescribed.

[Lycan]

lol - i'm never in a relaxed mood. always doing something... except work

a while ago i was on caffine pills rather then depressents

[hadouken!]

alchohol is a depressant?

[Virgin Mary]

From wikipedia:
antipsychotic drugs
alcohol
barbiturates
benzodiazepines
carisoprodol (Soma®)
chloral hydrate (Noctec®)
codeine
dextromethorphan
eszopiclone (Lunesta®)
diethyl ether
ethchlorvynol (Placidyl®)
ethanol - any kind of alcoholic beverage
gamma-hydroxybutyrate (Liquid X®)
glutethimide (Doriden®)
ketamine (Ketaset®)
meprobamate (Miltown®)
methaqualone (Quaalude®)
methyprylon (Noludar®)
morphine
nitrous oxide
opioids
opium
phencyclidine
tiletamine (Telazol®)
zaleplon (Sonata®)
zolpidem (Ambien®)
zopiclone (Imovane®)

[Foobar]

Try alcohol

[kerychuk]

Drinking and smoking relax some people but both are bad for you.
Maybe try a stress ball or a punching bag.