Need Coding Help :(

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Hey, i made this layout and i tried to learn how to do Expandable Boxes and i did but not fully and what ever i try and do it does not work.

So if someone can Slice and code this With expandable Boxes i might be able to Give some sort of payment.

What i need:

The Box With The Scribble In (Banner box) needs to be sliced inside it from corner to corner. the Black box next to it need to be sliced for Stats.

And all the Other Boxes with the black thick lines going round them all need to be Sliced and Coded with Expandable Boxes.

If anyone at all can do this i will be very Grateful and also might be able to offer some sort of payment.

Here is the layout: (Not Actul one, Will send link to proper one if taken up this challenge and Trust Worthy!)
Ooops wrong Forum Please Can A Mod Move it.

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PM me.

Plenty of people can vouch for me.

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Do you want it done via CSS or tables?
- E-mail me if you want it done:

overflow[at]programmer[dot]net