DJ Rossstar's Top 10 excuses for not doing your homework

[Toes]

I dunno why I'm posting this.
Bored I guess.

DJ Rossstar's Top 10 excuses for not doing your homework:

10. My alpaca ate it.
9. My friend said she was going to do it for me but she got busy.
8. Sorry. I was watching a Eastenders marathon.
7. I spilled some hair dye and it was important that I use the homework to clean it up.
6. Why didn't you do the homework?
5. Chocolate Rainnnnnn.
4. I didn't know it was mandatory. They never show the kids on Neighbours doing homework.
3. I was filming a cover of Rhianna's Umbrella.
2. I got caught up writing fan fiction about Pete Wentz' slumber party with Frank Iero.
1. I was going to do it...but I'm just too emo.

[Ramones]

haha 1 and 4 are the best