desperate housewives - readd!

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ages ago, i posted a spoiler/rumour about..

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susan being pregnant, which i had seen in heat

well, i've just uploaded the picture of it to my comp.
here's the link to it - http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2084/dsc07998of7.jpg

to mods, dont remove it - it's not inapropriate and it's to back up my rumour. also, to everyone else - it was in heat ages ago & it even has Teri Hatcher saying something herself.
thanks.

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you always have the juciest desperate housewives gossip !

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you always have the juciest desperate housewives gossip !

haha, i do!


looking for some now, will post shortly.

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I'm not a desperate housewive, but I read this thread anyway.

Ba-da-dum.

But yeah, nice.

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omg!

NICE FIND.

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i ******* love this show.

is it true that:

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edie is not dead?

ty


also, i don't like that susan well get pregz, she's too old tbh

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i ******* love this show.

is it true that:

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edie is not dead?

ty


also, i don't like that susan well get pregz, she's too old tbh

Yes, it is true. The first episode picks up from that bit
Also, you could've put the last sentence in spoiler tags.

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Susan's pregnancy is said to be revealed in Episode 4, But at sometime at the start of S4 Susan goes to her gynecologist, but her normal one is out, So she has Adam Mayfair, he tells her she has menopause, she later finds out she is pregnant.

Bree, as you know is pretending to be pregnant with Danielle's baby, whilst she is away in Switzerland.
Bree clashes with Katherine, Wisteria Lane's newest resident, when she claims that one of Bree's recipes is from a book. Bree wants a recipe from Katherine, but she won't give it to her. Katherine tells Bree that she doesn't think she has a good mother/daughter relationship with Danielle, but then acts condescendent when she tells her how proud she should be of her employee-of-the-month-at-a-pizzeria son. Katherine thinks Bree's mood shifts are because of her pregnancy. Katherine is Bree's counterpart, as they both have ****-retentive homemaking skills. Katherine's entire family shows up. They include her 17-year-old daughter, Dylan, who is just as boy-crazy as Danielle, and her new gynecologist younger husband and Dylan's stepfather, Adam. This family, excluding Adam, lived in that same house 12 years ago. Dylan doesn't like her new bedroom because there's not enough room to put her stuff. She wants a new bedroom, and the bedroom she wants is locked. Katherine remembers this room from when she lived there before. She won't let anyone near the locked bedroom, and Adam is shocked by Katherine's outburst about the room. After this, Dylan plays her violin intensely, which is what she does to cover up her emotions, and ends up with a stream of blood running down her wrist. Dylan and Julie were friends when Katherine and Dylan lived there before. Julie shows Dylan around Wisteria Lane as a refresher, but Dylan doesn't remember much. Julie tells her about a bike accident that Dylan doesn't remember. She claims to not have learned how to ride a bike until they moved to Chicago, Illinois, which is where they moved back from. Dylan has sex with Adam. Susan goes to the gynecologists' office, and she is mortified to learn that her regular gynecologist is out and Adam will be her substitute. Susan is very uncomfortable with her new neighbor's face in her vagina.
I would expect Bree to be caught out. I would take a wild guess that this will be at a public event.

Edie will survive but in the first episode news will spread across WL, and her sister will come to WL, And her sister will be played by English actress, Claire King.

Although Im not sure who he will be playing, Nathan Fillion will be playing someones husband. Either Katherine's or, As Mike's brother.

And as everyone knows, Rick will return causing more problems for Lynette, as she is suffering with cancer/non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Kayla and Lynette's fued, continues.

And also as everyone probably already knows, Victor will die, Im not too sure if she will take on the job of Mayor of Fareview. And she will get back with Carlos as some point in the series.
episode rumours
Episode 2 - Gabrielle and Susan visit Lynette at the hospital. Gaby decorated Lynette's room. While visiting Lynette, Bree is asked by a chemo patient where she got her wonderful red wig!
Carlos meets with a tax attorney because he was hiding money. He wants to move the money around so it is legal, even if he'll lose part of it in fees and interest. Carlos tells the attorney that his girlfriend is threatening to report him and that he doesn't want his ex, Gaby, to learn of the money's existence.
It is possible the Carlos scene was tweaked to him asking a man to take care of a woman.

Episode 3 - In the episode 4.03, Susan goes to the mall where she has an appointment with an OBGYN who has an office there (one can guess that she decided to switch doctors when she discovered that Adam lives on Wisteria Lane). Doctor Takajian's office is not well kept; actually, the office and the man seem shady. Before she enters the office, another patient warns her that Susan should make sure the nurse is in the office with them. Another patient says that she only comes to this clinic to get clean urine.
Also - A young woman out for a run briefly flirts with Adam while he washes his car.

Episode 4 -Jesse Metcalfe, who plays John, will return to the show. And John's on a mission: He confesses to Gabby that his marriage is a sham and he wants her back. Meanwhile, Gabby and Victor aren't in newlywed bliss - she's even still seeing Carlos on the side.
Gabrielle thinks Victor hired people to spy on her. A 12-year-old kid named Brett is now the one in charge of mowing the lawn at Gaby's house. (This may happen in Ep 5.)
Lee and Bob Hunter have moved from the big city to suburbia. Both are middle-aged and attractive, but we're hearing Bob is sweet and kind, while Lee's Mr. Congeniality skills still need quite a bit of work..
A delivery man drops by Bree's house to deliver a Vespa-like motorbike for Danielle's birthday. Later, Bree visits her daughter at the convent where she is hiding.
When Susan introduces herself to them, it doesn't go sweet since she's covered in paint and preventing Lee from entering groceries in the house. She doesn't get at first that they are a gay couple she thinks they are work partners. Lee and Bob were living in a big city before and have a dog named Mr. Barkley.

Episode 5 - Edie hires a private investigator. Bree, Orson, and Danielle are at Phyllis Van de Kamp's townhouse. A paramedic arrives at the house and asks Bree where Phyllis is because her medical alert button was pressed. Bree says that she's out on a walk.
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At Katherine Mayfair's BBQ, Someone pokes Bree in the stomach accidently with a knife, Katherine asks Adam to check her

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Episode 1 -
Season four begins immediately at the conclusion of the previous season. Edies’s suicide attempt is shown to be a hoax to gain Carlos' attention. Due to a series of unforseen events, Edie accidentally does hang herself and she is rushed to Hospital where the other housewives of WL, except Gaby, arrive. In a flashback the viewer gets to know that after Carlos and Gabrielle’s one-night-stand, her husband Victor almost catches the two together, but Carlos manages it to hide under Gabrielle’s wedding dress. Carlos and Gabrielle agree to run away together, but after Edie’s fake suicide attempt, Carlos tells Gabrielle that he cannot leave with her because he has to be there for Edie. Gabrielle reinforces her desire to run away together but Carlos remains with the argument that Edie needs him, otherwise she could hurt herself again. When Carlos wakes on Edie’s couch, she comes down the stairs and discusses the trust in their relationship. Edie reveals to Carlos that she has discovered his bank account in the Cayman Islands worth $10m. During new neighbour Katherine’s barbecue party, Gabrielle approaches Carlos and discusses their future together. A few nights later, Gabrielle confronts Victor over their relationship. During the conversation Gabrielle realizes that he will almost never have time for her. The same night, Carlos and Gabrielle rendezvous at Gabrielle’s house on Wisteria Lane to continue their affair. Bre and Andrew are shown arguing over her and Orson's plot to disguise Bree’s daughter Danielle's child as their own. During new neighbour Katherine's barbecue, Bree’s cushioned stomach is accidentally stabbed by a barbecue fork. Hysterical neighbour Ida Greenburg mistakes it for an actual accident, making Adam Mayfair, the gynecologist, rush to see if Bree is okay. Bree and Orson cover it up as a prank with a pair of fake forks.
Lynette has not yet told anybody about her cancer, including her children, and wears a wig to hide being bald from the chemotherapy. Lynette has a confrontation with a woman, Muriel, regarding the organization of several schooling activities for her sons. While she has been covering up her illness to seem and feel normal, the curt and insisting woman becomes too much for Lynette to bear. As the woman is scorning her about being tired and citing her own migraine, Lynette stares at her, removes her wig and reveals her cancer. The woman is speechless and walks away. Meanwhile, Susan, Gabrielle and Bree all see Lynette removing her wig.
Susan and Mike are discussing their new married life. Susan visits the gynecologist, but finds out her regular doctor is out. As a subsitute, Adam Mayfair, her friend’s husband, arrives. Susan is hesitant about the situation but lets Adam check her. Adam tells Susan she may be in the beginning stages of menopause which Susan is insulted by. She does not think she is old enough to be going through this and is embarrassed that he may be right. At first she tried to keep the news from her husband but later she seeks comfort from Mike. He assures her that everything will be okay, lying about not wanting children anyway. Later at her home, Susan is visited by Adam who apologizes for his error and informs her that she is pregnant. Mike walks in at this exact moment and the couple is overjoyed by the news. However, it is still unclear whether the father of the baby is Mike or Ian.
While talking, Susan, Bree and Gabrielle tell Lynette how disappointed they were that she did not tell them of her cancer. The four girls then make a pact to tell each other all of their secrets and to hide nothing from each other ever again. Obviously not stating the truth as Bree is pretending to be pregnant and Gabrielle is having an affair with Carlos.
One month after Edie’s fake suicide attempt, a new family moves into Mike’s old house. The new resident of the street was a former resident; Katherine Mayfair moved with her new husband Adam and daughter Dylan who was supposedly Julie's childhood best friend. Tension between Katherine and Bree flares up as Katherine nervingly tells Bree that she has to cut down her beloved tree in her back yard, to which Bree assures that she will do no such thing. Dylan approaches but does not remember Susan or Julie from when she originally lived on Wisteria Lane. A few days later, Katherine holds a BBQ for the entire street in order to reintroduce her self to everyone. During the party, Edie returns to the street with Carlos and mistakes Katherine’s party for her own welcome home party. Julie meets Dylan again, but Dylan does not remember Julie or their old friends. Later, Julie is talking with Dylan when Dylan reveals that she can remember nothing about Wisteria Lane. Dylan tells Julie about her earliest memory. In it, she remembers herself as a little girl and a man trying to grab her. As the episode concludes, Julie tells Susan that the Dylan that has moved to Wisteria Lane is not the real Dylan; that she is not the same girl Julie knew when she was a child. In the Mayfair house, Katherine and Adam discuss a room. Adam asks Katherine if that was the room “it” happened in. Katherine tells him it was, and that Dylan was asking if she could move into that room. Adam then asks her if it was the right thing to return to Wisteria Lane, which Katherine replies to, that they did not have a choice.

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Julie Mayer asks her mother Susan if she can go to a party, however Julie’s stepfather Mike tells Susan that he would rather Susan forbid her daughter to go due to the fact he has seen some crazy parties in the house where Julie is going. Even though Susan gave Julie permission to go to the party, she sides with Mike and Julie is banned. However Susan decides to go behind Mike’s back and tells Julie she just wanted Mike to feel as if he was part of the decision making process, and she allows Julie to attend the party. Later that night Mike tells Susan he drove past the house earlier on and saw things like girls running around topless, people staggering around drunk and music blaring. Susan says she needs to run to the store, and she runs to the party to pick up Julie and her friend Dylan. Mike later finds out about Susan’s lie and tells Susan that he respects her decisions on how to raise Julie how she wants, as Julie is her child.
Lynette Scavo asks during her lunch if anyone would like to attend to her chemotherapy , seeing as she kicked her husband Tom out for being too emotional. Her friends Bree Hodge, Susan and even new neighbor Katherine all offer to do it; however Gabrielle pretends to not hear the question and Lynette confronts her about it. Gabrielle gives in and decides to go with Lynette. However when she is there to entertain Lynette, she seems uncomfortable and awkward, constantly finding reasons to leave the room and disappears for hours. Seeing Lynette’s frustration and hurt, Gabrielle reveals that when she was five, her father died from cancer, and her mother told her not to cry because she wanted her husband to feel well dying and not seeing his daughter cry. She said she smiled all night – even after he had died – and later made a great career (as a model) where all she had to do was smile. She fights back tears when she tells Lynette she is so scared of losing her that she cannot pretend to smile. Lynette is choked up and promises her she will not die.
Dylan is walking by Mrs. McClusky's, and she strikes up a conversation with Dylan about how she used to always see her playing on her tricycle around the neighborhood, with her father close behind. Later, she waits until her mother leaves, then grabs her family photo album. She comes across a baby picture of herself that didn't look at all like her, but hides it really quick when her mom comes into the room.
During a lunch that Katherine Mayfair organizes for ill Lynette, everyone tries the pie Bree has brought. Susan and Gabrielle tell her that it is the best she has ever made. However, when Bree tries it, she realizes that it is not hers and stares over at Katherine. Katherine comes clean and announces that she swapped hers with Bree’s so that everyone could try it. Bree, furious about Katherine's deceit and largely irate about Katherine upstaging her pie, desperately tries to figure out Katherine’s secret ingredient. When she breaks down and asks Katherine nicely for the recipe, she wouldn't give it to her. So in her determination, Bree breaks into the Mayfair house to steal it, only to find that Katherine padlocks her recipe box. Instead of giving up, Bree comes back with a pair of boltcutters, but is trapped when Katherine and her family come home. Before she escapes unnoticed, she overhears a conversation between Dylan and her mother. Dylan tries to find out more about her father and why he left the family when she was younger. Katherine tells her daughter not to listen to a thing the neighbors tell her about her father. When Dylan calls Katherine a monster, she slaps her hard across the face and Dylan runs to her room as her stepfather Adam watches. Katherine, Dylan and Adam do not notice that Bree is listening to the entire conversation.
Edie Britt blackmails her boyfriend Carlos by threatening to tell people about his illegal bank account if he would not marry her. Carlos accepts but afterwards pays some sinister looking man in a bar to stop Edie from ruining his life. The stranger promises to “take care of her”.
In a flashback of Susan’s about the day on which Katherine abrubtly left Wisteria Lane, former neighbor Mary Alice Young and Susan walk up to Katherine’s house questioning a younger looking Katherine as to why she, Dylan and her husband are suddenly moving. A very nervous-looking Katherine tells them that she got a job in Chicago and she refuses to let Susan get Julie to say goodbye to Dylan. A crashing noise is heard upstairs and Katherine tells them she was really going to miss them and urgently shuts the door.


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Susan Mayer plans a charades get-together for her neighbors. Her girlfriends are not too thrilled to attend, and make up excuses to get out of the evening. Bree Hodge later changes her friends’ minds when she informs them about the fight she overheard in the Mayfair home. (See Smiles of a Summer Night.) They call Susan to accept the invite and all insist that she invite the new neighbors. Susan sees Bree across the street and runs over to her so she can get the name of Bree’s gynecologist. Bree is hesitant, trying to keep Susan at bay from hugging her (for fear of Susan learning about her false pregnancy), and pretends not to remember the name of her gynecologist. Susan remains persistant, so Bree walks into the house, opens the telephone book to "gynecologists", blindly picks a doctor’s name and gives it to Susan.
When Susan goes to her appointment the day of her party, she discovers that the doctor’s office is not only in a terrible neighborhood, but also the office itself is filthy, and there are prostitutes in the waiting room. One even openly admits to being there to get "clean urine”. Later she confronts Bree about it at the party, and while Bree was horrified and incredibly apologetic, she could not give Susan an explanation for fear her secret would become known.
Meanwhile, Bree spreads the word to the other wives about Katherine Mayfair slapping her daughter Dylan and the conversation she had overheard in her house. They decide to try to get Katherine very drunk at the party to see if they could coax any kind of information out of her. Earlier in the episode, we see her husband Adam outside washing his car when a random young blonde woman jogs by and asks to drink from his garden hose. They flirt with each other and she jogs away. Katherine then bitterly confronts him, eluding to the fact that this might be a recurring character trait with Adam.
Carlos Solis begs Gabrielle to give him just two more weeks to dump Edie, and she reluctantly agrees. However, when getting ready for Susan’s party, Edie tells Carlos that she plans on announcing their engagement. Carlos is completely against this, for fear of angering Gabrielle, and asks Edie to not tell anyone yet. Edie agrees, but had secretly purchased an engagement ring for herself to wear so people would “happen to see it” and figure out Edie and Carlos’ plans. She pulls it out at the party and pretends to have her contact lens slip so everyone could look at her hand. Gabrielle sees the ring, and angrily pulls Carlos aside. He explains that it will be taken care of, and he needs more time. Gabrielle is not satisfied with this, so she goes into the house and decides to flirt with Katherine’s husband, Adam, to make Carlos jealous. Carlos breaks a glass in his fury and walks away. Gabrielle keeps this act up with Adam, not realizing how mad Katherine is getting. Edie sees that Katherine is not happy about this, and pulls her aside to explain Gabrielle’s “reputation” around Wisteria Lane, and tells her about Gabrielle’s secret affair with her teenage gardener, John Rowland a few years ago.
Later in the party, Gabrielle accidentally spills her drink all over Adam. As she’s cleaning it off of him, Katherine finally has enough and confronts Gabrielle in front of everyone, citing her reputation. Gabrielle is indignant and demands that she explain herself, and Katherine tells her in front of everyone at the party that she knows about her affair with her teenage gardener. Gabrielle, in her blind fury, spills the secret that Bree saw her slap Dylan when she asked about her father. Katherine keeps her already cool composure and admits that while she did lose her temper with Dylan, Dylan’s father had done the most horrible thing a father could possibly do to his daughter. Lynette Scavo’s mom, fed up with seeing her daughter too sick to eat from her chemotherapy, decides to sneak off and buy marijuana from Bree’s son Andrew, bake them into brownies, and have Lynette’s son Parker tell her he made them in order to get Lynette to eat them. Lynette, originally too weak and sick to make it to Susan’s party, suddenly feels great – unknowingly thanks to the brownies – and shows up to the charades party stoned and acting goofy.
Gabrielle sees Victor in a bedroom at Susan's house crunching poll numbers. She tries to console him and attempts to reassure him that her affair with John Rowland was a long time ago and not a big deal. Victor says that he's not jealous at all, he just wants to figure out how it will effect his poll numbers when he's running for Governor. After that, Gabrielle catches Carlos in Susan's bathroom and kisses him, then hits him over the head. Carlos, needless to say, is pretty confused. Gabrielle explains that the slap in the head was for letting Edie think that they were engaged, and that she not only loves him, but she loves the way that he loves her. She cites that when Carlos saw her with another man, he broke a glass in a jealous rage, whereas Victor just crunched poll numbers when he found out about her affair with John Rowland.
Just before Gabrielle and Victor leave the party, Victor has a moment alone with Carlos, asking how he could have not killed John Rowland for sleeping with his wife. Carlos says that as much as he wanted to, it wasn't worth going to jail over. Victor chuckles and states that, if you're rich, you can make anybody disappear. Gabrielle then comes down the stairs, and she and Victor leave together.
Meanwhile, while the adults are at the party, Dylan Mayfair and Julie Mayer are studying together at the Mayfair house. Dylan tells Julie about her mother freaking out at her over asking about her father, and says that there is alot of old stuff stored in the bedroom upstairs, but it’s locked. Julie picked the lock and the girls started going through the boxes. Julie informs Dylan that this was, in fact, her old bedroom, and not the one she is in now like her mother said. Katherine then walks in and catches them, sends Julie home and forbids Dylan to hang out with her ever again.
Orson Hodge gets a call from the convent where her pregnant daughter, Danielle, is staying. Danielle tried to rollerblade and fell, causing possible complications with her pregnancy. Bree and Orson are ready to rush out the door to see Danielle when the doctor calls and says Danielle's pregnancy is fine.
At the end, Adam and Katherine are in the third floor bedroom getting it ready for Dylan to move in, in order to “stifle” her curiosity. Adam asks why Katherine had described Dylan’s father to everyone as doing "the worst possible thing a father could do to a child". Katherine said that it made people feel uncomfortable, and uncomfortable people don't ask questions. In the end, we see Katherine lift up the rug, kneel down to touch a dent in the hardwood floor, and cry.


Episode 4 airs tonight in America, I do know that Edie receives unexpected news at the gynecologist office; an unexpected visitor discovers Bree's pregnancy is a hoax; Wisteria Lane welcomes a new, male couple. Phylis Van De Kamp is back tonight too, Although I do not know why, I know her and Bree have words.

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well guys, get ready for this piece of juicy gossip.
if you cry easily, DO NOT READ !!!

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Desperate Housewives: A twister touches down on Dec. 2. And when the dust settles, at least two characters will be dead. Source: Ask Ausiello @ TV Guide

That's episode 9 so late Febuary, early March for us.

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series 4 is great so far. much better than the boring last third of season three.

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Desperate Housewives was on one night where it showed like 6 episodes and i got really into it. Sorta forgot about it now.