[BBCODE] Help please?

[Topps]

OK, I recently decided to use CuteNews again because I haven't got time to create my own news system with being back to school tomorrow and what-not.
So, because I am using a AJAX Page Fetcher and not an iframe in CuteNews, I tried to edit the BBCode and here is the code I edited the original to...

$find= array(

/* 1 */                              "'\[upimage=([^\]]*?) ([^\]]*?)\]'i",
/* 2 */                                        "'\[upimage=(.*?)\]'i",
/* 3 */                                        "'\[b\](.*?)\[/b\]'i",
/* 4 */                                        "'\[i\](.*?)\[/i\]'i",
/* 5 */                                        "'\[u\](.*?)\[/u\]'i",
/* 6 */                                        "'\[link\](.*?)\[/link\]'i",
/* 7 */                                        "'\[color=(.*?)\](.*?)\[/color\]'i",
/* 8 */                                        "'\[size=(.*?)\](.*?)\[/size\]'i",
/* 9 */                                        "'\[font=(.*?)\](.*?)\[/font\]'i",
/* 10 */                                 "'\[align=(.*?)\](.*?)\[/align\]'i",
/* 12 */                                 "'\[image=(.*?)\]'i",
/* 13 */                                 "'\[link](.*?)\[/link\]'i",

/* 14 */                "'\[quote=(.*?)\](.*?)\[/quote\]'i",
/* 15 */                "'\[quote\](.*?)\[/quote\]'i",

/* 16 */                "'\[list\]'i",
/* 17 */                "'\[/list\]'i",
/* 18 */                "'\[\*\]'i",

                            "'{nl}'",
                       );

                $replace=array(
/* 1 */                                        "<img \\2 src=\"${config_http_script_dir}/skins/images/upskins/images/\\1\" style=\"border: none;\" alt=\"\" />",
/* 2 */                                        "<img src=\"${config_http_script_dir}/skins/images/upskins/images/\\1\" style=\"border: none;\" alt=\"\" />",
/* 3 */                                        "<strong>\\1</strong>",
/* 4 */                                        "<em>\\1</em>",
/* 5 */                                        "<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\\1</span>",
/* 6 */                                        "<a href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"ajaxpagefetcher.load('main', 'news/\\1', false);\">\\1</a>",
/* 7 */                                        "<span style=\"color: \\1;\">\\2</span>",
/* 8 */                                        "<span style=\"font-size: \\1pt;\">\\2</span>",
/* 9 */                                        "<span style=\"font-family: \\1;\">\\2</span>",
/* 10 */                                "<div style=\"text-align: \\1;\">\\2</div>",
/* 12 */                                "<img src=\"\\1\" style=\"border: none;\" alt=\"\" />",
/* 13 */                                "<a href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"ajaxpagefetcher.load('main', 'news/\\1\', false);\">\\2</a>",

But, that just gave me the same as always on the announcements section, which is; http://localhost/Loading.FM/index.ph..._from=&ucat=1& which is just stupid because it opens in a new frame and not the AJAX Page Fetcher, so can anyone help me please?

Cheers to anyone who helps!

[MrCraig]

localhost wont work for anyone but you.. so i dont see the point in posting the url :S

And i have no clue what your asking about.

[Topps]

I know, I was just showing what the link still outcomes as...

[Invent]

You've done it wrong. Edit shows.inc.php so that all the <a> hrefs use javascript instead of regular html.

[Topps]

Cheers Simon, how do I fix the division by zero error?

[[Oli]]

Cheers Simon, how do I fix the division by zero error?

Normally means you're deviding by 0
and in math you cant divide by 0.

[Blob]

you gonna want to do something like

<a href="javascriptoadpage('whatever');"></a>