omg lololol

~~Metric.~~ · 07-01-2008, 08:24 PM

today on my way home from school i was driving on the highway doing 70 - 80 miles per hour. WOOO WOOOO, it was the popo. so i was basicly like **** looks like i'm getting a speeding ticket, so i pulled over, got out everything i knew they were going to ask for, and the GIRL cop comes up to the window and was like licence, registration and insurance for the vehicle.

everyone always says the girl cops are the worst, but this one was like pms to the max + something shoved really far up her ***, not to mention she was REALLY butchy and looked like a man. anyway, she was like are you aware that you were going 78 in a 60 zone and i was like yes, and i think she expected me to be like no i wasn't, i swear because she looked surprised. so she went back to her car and did whatever, then she comes back and tells me how much the ticket was for and she informed me that i already had a speeding ticket and i was like ok ok ok and then she leaves and checks the front licence plate on my car, like right in the middle of her sentence she like darts to the front of the car like she had to **** or she has really bad a.d.d. anyway she came back and went through the whole ticket thing again (like repeted what i already knew) and then she was telling me when the studded tires have to come off, when my inspection is up and so on, then i was like are we done? and she snarled, and looked at me like i was retarted, and i was like are we done, and i drove off. I have a $285.50 to pay..