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    Default How to deal with junkmail (USA)

    Not sure of a uk alternative but here goes.

    Step one: Get the "No Postage Necessary" envelope out of the junk mail.


    Step two: Put a brick (or anything) in a box.


    Step three: Tape the "No Postage Necessary" envelope neatly to the box


    Step four: Put it into those blue mail boxes, the parcel dump at the post office, or in your mail box.

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    http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/

    the company pays 20 cents per ounce sent or received under their barcode, send them a brick in a box and let them pay about $25 - they will soon get the point
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    lol irlll im doing that next time
    Now im at the top aint know where to go now, instead of me she gon go down
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    haha, sounds jokes!

    i'll see if i get a 'no postage necessary' thing with my junk mail next time
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    lol, I remember someone suggested sending them a horse or something.

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