That will NEVER happen! - Ends 13th June

[H0BJ0B]

Brad Pitt coming in dressed as a pig dancing like an elephant holding a cup of tea and singing the Cheeky Girls song. Nope - never going to happen. The Queen wearing hip-hop clothing MCing in a club in London, then walking off swearing with her fingers at the Prime Minister before getting on her moped and driving off with a helmet on. Nope - definitely never going to happen.

All you need to do for this competition is come up with something that will NEVER happpen. Probability - 0. The most imaginative and creative will win. Remember, making it too long will make it boring! Have fun, and may the best competition writer get loads of entries. What? *Whispers* Oh. I mean... may the best man (or woman) win!

Competition Terms And Conditions

To enter this competition you must be a registered member of Habbox Forum. Habbox is giving all its members (not habbox staff) the opportunity to enter competitions, just click on the post reply icon.

1st Prize: 2 HC Sofas (Kindly donated by MissAlice)
2nd Prize: 1 Mocha Master

Your entry should look like the example below: -

Habbo Name: H0BJ0B
Habbox Name: H0BJ0B
My entry:-

This competition will run until 13th June 2008 unless otherwise stated. When the competition finishes H0BJ0B will pick the winner(s) and the prize will be handed over in Habbo Hotel UK.

One entry per Habbox Member ONLY (this includes 2 different entries in one post).
Please read the terms and conditions at the bottom:

Terms and conditions:
To prevent unfair competitions, we only allow one entry for each Habbox member and one pc. If more entries are sent using the same Habbox member and/or pc, all the entries will be withdrawn from the competition. You can send in your entry until the competition is closed at some time on the date listed above. The winner will be announced in this thread. Winner(s) will be private messaged by H0BJ0B to collect their prize. Habbox has the right to close the competition at any time before the competition ending date and the winner will be judged from all the entries received up to that point. Any harassment or attempted bribery of the judge(s) will get you disqualified and could even get you into trouble on the Forum. ALL Habbox staff are excluded from participating in Competitions, unless Competition states they may. This includes all sites and departments that are involved with Habbox. Trialists may enter any competition whilst they are on trial. Any entries that break the forum rules in anyway will also be withdrawn. Prizes must be claimed within one month of the winner(s) being announced in the announcement forum. Unclaimed prizes will be considered a donation to Habbox Competitions in the winner's name. All furniture prizes will be handed over in Habbo UK ONLY.

When in posting the competition forum, please only post competition entries. Do not post questions or comments -- it is not the place to so. If you need to ask a question, or feel it necessary to make a comment, then please send a message to one of the Competition Staff or post in the competition question/comments forum.

[Baby]

Habbo Name: DarkSquiffy
Habbox Name: Baby
My entry:- George Bush will do something useful. No im kidding lmao.
REAL entry:- A group of chavs appear from nowhere riding on the back of golden turtles they then engage in friendly banter with all near by handpuppets, whilst this is all happening i will be sitting on my cloud drinking 50 billion letres of alcohol flavoured milk and counting socks and lemons.

(Ohgod ive gone mad?)

Edited by H0BJ0B (Competition Manager): Staff are not allowed to enter competitions. The fact that your usertitle says you aren't a trialist means you are counted as a full staff member. Entry Disqualified. In future, please PM a Senior Competitions Staff member or myself if you have a problem with your entry.

[Rixion]

Habbo Name: BlackSpoons
Habbox Name: BlackSpoons
My Entry: Pigs flying while ballancing the moon on their nose.

[Redacted]

Habbo Name: Redacted
Habbox Name: Redacted
My Entry:

Gordon Brown, going round Tony Blairs for tea, then engaging in fun, inviting over President Bush, who comes on a unicycle, while juggling the queen, prince charles, and prince harry, while prince harry is naked, singing the tune of Balamory.

[Coheed&Cambria]

Habbo Name: Madmike666
Habbox Name: Paramorex
My entry:-

Chavs turning cool - this will NEVER happen.

[Dusty-09]

Habbo Name: Dusty-09
Habbox Name: Dusty-09
My Entry:
A giant hawk swoops down and grabs the white house, flying over the globe. Then tonnes of armoured dinosaurs with star wars laser guns firing at the hawk. Then 300 bananas come out of nowhere with ice cream shooters, killing the dinosaurs. Then harry potter attacks with his wand killing them all, but from behind the queen kills him. The queen then swings her crown at the hawk, the hawk drops the white house and the hawk then dies in the middle of Russia. The queen then is victorious. But an ant bites her and she dies of rabies. The ant says *bloooob* and Earth is sent into the sun.

[Nain]

Habbo Name: :.Nain.:
Habbox Name: Nain
My Entry -:

Paris Hilton becomes president, forces the world to become peaceful, she then makes it illegal for anyone to post sex tapes and they have to wear undergarments.

Ahahaha - clever

[e5]

Habbo Name: e5
Forum Name: GTA (e5 soon)

My entry:
Amy Winehouse throwing away all of her drugs and then singing about her drug life to the whole world while eating turkey from the eifle tower.

[habtasia]

Habbo Name: - --eddie123--
Habbox Name:- habtasia
Entry:- The world will end by someone who presses a big red button saying: "End the world now! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!" And then the world ends by being sucked into the massive sun then turning into a tennis ball sized sphere and then the only person alive was the person pressing that button, Was that person YOU?

To be continued > : ) Muhaahahahahaha

[Pazza]

Habbo name - matizdabest
HabboX Name - Pazza

My entry:

Some chavs and nerds decide to reinact the battle of hastings whilst on a plane. They then all turn black (hair and clothes) and become emos who go around slashing people to gather more warriors. The plane crashes into a cloud, which sucks it in and and poof they come flying out of George bushes bum whilst him and gordan brown are 'discussing' something. The queen who is listening to her ipod laughs at what just happened and farts and the world ends.