Adventures Of Doctor Awesome

[Fez]

So it works a bit like the interactive stories on explosm.net , except this time with text because I'm lazy. So for instance you say a quote like...

JUMP AROUND LIKE A JUMPING MAN

I would say

Dr Awesome jumps up and down on the pavement, everybody looks at him in a funny way and someone even calls 999.

So let's start shall we?

Doctor woke up, in his undies, in the middle of a dusty plain with nothing on the horizon and the heat bearing down on him. His hai is all stick and sweat and his private areas are crushed and bruised. He gets up and find the his feet feel like fire after 3 seconds. There is a cactus and a sign saying

Show Hide

Appletown - 9 Miles
Bananatown - 3 Miles
Weegeetown - 1 Mile

Inventory -

£2 stuck in buttcrack
Sticky substance in hair

[FlyingJesus]

HAVE A BEEF AND CHEESE PIE WITH PENGUINS ON TOP OMG IM SOOOOOOO RANDOM

[Joshuae]

Doctors posts in teh war thread
then puts a finger in my bumhole1!!!

[e5]

I don't get this game??????