http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1757267.ece
Theres a few good puns in there. The comments are funny to :FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.
The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.
They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.
Feast ... family bucket
The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”
Hungry
Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.
The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her £13.16p.
Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the £150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”
Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.
A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.
“The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”
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Posted by: Dreddloxx
Looking at the state of those arms,I'll bet she ordered the KFC chicken 'wings'...So she won't be eating there anymore;You can just see the local McDonald's rubbing their hands together with profitable glee!
I'll bet this greedy fat sow could hammer 5 or 6 Big Mac's at one sitting...with fries...and several desserts to top it off!
Some are real harsh too!
It's funny but not funny too if you know what I meanwho ate all the pies posted by [samosa]
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FAST FOOD FINE
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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You would if you had a bucket to yourself :p
Originally Posted by 5,5
To be fair, I am suprise it took her THAT long.The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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She probably needed to take several breaks to catch her breath Originally Posted by Favourtism
Conductor of the Runaway Train of Militant Homosexuality
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My friend eats the family bucket to himself.
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Posted by: buffydemus
she needs to eat less junk,her arms are bigger than my thighs.
Rofl...
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Why would you make the public thats embarising...
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Just what I was thinking... Originally Posted by [Jay]
She could have took the meal home?
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