Swearing at the wrong times

[Jordy]

Tell us your stories of when you swore accidentally at the wrong time

Today during a School Council meeting I just about swore infront of the Assistant Headteacher, 'There's no need to take the p...' and I just stopped at P and then an awkward silence, some laughs and a rather stern look heading my way

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[LoveToStack]

In spanish;

Teacher; Can you just take this seriously for five minutes?
Me; Can't you just realise I don't give a **** about spanish?

F word for the record. She was not amused. I never actually disrupted the class, I just sat listening to music for an hour then left. She should have just let me be and fail, because I was prepared to anyway.

[Minstrels]

I don't believe I've ever had a wrong time. People shouldn't take offence to a pissing word.

[Clownin]

I've tried to say sorry to my teacher before but he screamed at me and I lost it and verbally moaned back, got excluded for two weeks.

[buttons]

i had books set on the table in school library and the librarian walked past with her fat ass and knocked them all over and my cola fell onto photographs for a project and i said "nice one you fat *****" i was gonna say cow instead but it didn't come out "/ two week detention :S

[BeanEgg]

Haha, that usually happens to me, twice in a week.

In my French lesson.

[Mitch4?]

Listening to lily allen the fear,
and head of sixth form came in and asked for quiet, and i was singing to myself like doing work on my own and i went "i want loads of clothes, and **** loads of diamonds"
o dear :p

[Bun]

when i was like 10 me and my brother were at the front door talking to my brothers mate and i tried phoning my dad to which he never replied. i thought i put the phone down but it went onto answer machine which they listened to later on and heard me say "elephant ******". (i have no recollection as to why ).

[Pazza]

I was doing an impression of a chav effing and blinding and the assistand head was behind me :S

Also in ict, i was eating yoghurt, and i dropped it in my bag n I went oh *Removed* and once again the teacher was behind me ;l

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[Oleh]

I was in skegness and went to this market thing and a guy was selling a 4gig iphone i went like this

ME: ********
MUM: Whhaaaattt!?!?
ME: Hes lying