Going to see Jimmy Carr live in Bristol during October
I've seen his DVD's etc but has anyone been to his standuplive shows and how was it?

Going to see Jimmy Carr live in Bristol during October
I've seen his DVD's etc but has anyone been to his standuplive shows and how was it?
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
Lol text him and put something funny
Someone put befor
"Jimmy my daughter is turning 18 this weekend can you say happy birthday to her,
Jimmy says: Ill do better than that bring her back stage and ill (Do something to her which includes using a finger)
^ Last time she was only 16 LOL.
Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago. He's SOO funny. Much better live cos he can get away with more.
He tries to tell the most offensive joke, hilarious.
He's proper brilliant :3
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