The more and more my Sister puts on BBC Three the more I feel the need to actually get a shovel and a riot shield, find many peoples addresses and club their ******* faces in!
When I'm not watching The Real Hustle or Family Guy on BBC Three, my Sister insists on putting such crap on as "Underage and Pregnant" or the real suicide-tempting pile of trash which is "Young, Dumb and Living off Mum".
"Underage and Pregnant"
At this moment in time while writing about my frustration this rubbish is on. This wonderful, middle-aged Mum has just had to quit her job which she used to already support the unborn child to look after the child after its born, because "Chloe" (or ******* greedy ****!) can't be bothered and is using school as an excuse even though shes 2 weeks from finishing it. Before this little sharade her Mum asked her to get the washing in. Her response to a Mum which has put everything on the line, hang on, shes in labour and in pain, not so ******* cheerful now are you, not so selfish now!?! So yeah, her response was: "Get thingy to do it (thingy i.e. her sister)" Truely truly shocking. I just feel extremely sorry for this middle-aged Mum who is just crapped on basically. SPOILT *****. Sorry. The boyfriend has a job but is so illiterate, dumb and has just left it to the tired Mum and the new Mum's Mum. However, there is something that strikes me as odd on this other particular couple (because there are others). The boyfriend. He understood he had to get a job to support his future family. Currently he's taking care of this new-born child, changing it's nappys and am genuinely being a good Dad, and would be happy to shake this blokes hand and the new Mum is good as well, signs of a real good relationship and wish them all the best. UPDATE: 5 Minutes through writing the other one the spoilt girl I rant about firstly has got the babys name done, however the "Dad" :eusa_wall didn't show any enthusiasm during it, and so they're taking a break. YAYYY! Another teenage bimbo who will soon be raking it in in a few years time as: A single Mum, Child Support, Unable to work due to child and a council flat with no rent! Imagine, and I mean, just imagine, how many more cases of this are happening. This country's going to be run dry of its money! Goddsake... :eusa_wall
"Young, Dumb and Living off Mum"
ARRGGGHHHH. Now. I don't know why I'm screaming, I think it's just at one particular person on this show. Danielle?- I think her name was. Put her with a job in a Hotel and within an hour she's crying in the Hotel's hallway :eusa_doh:. So, in the program: "Excuse me, could I have sparkling water please?" Bear in mind these person did have a European accent, although it was not strong. She goes up to the supervisor who's helping out to put the order through and says "He's asking for like, I dunno, this like, seedling water?". Supervisor "Seedling?(!)", "Well I dunno... he said something like that" :eusa_doh:. Then she's in the kitchen talking to the waiter and another one of her "Young Dumb" people in the kitchen. Now the "Young "Dumb" bloke in the kitchen's cool. Working, doing what he's meant to y'know? She goes in "I think I know how to crack an egg, you just tap it". I'm not joking, she slams in against this work station and it goes everywhere. Oh my goodness, and then!- she takes an order for this table. No biggy there, except a guest has requested fresh fruit as a starter even though it isn't on the menu, now, responsibly, she turns around and asks the Supervisor. He gives her the ok and she replies "ok, we can do that for you". So walking to the kitchen she goes "Now, I hope its ok but I've told a lady she can have fresh fruit?". Chef: "Why'd you do that?(!)". Dumbo "That guy... said I could". "No! You don't take food orders off of guests if that food isn't on the menu!". "Oh okay" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. She hurls herself up stairs and collapses on the hallway floor like some trollop in a horror film as if there was a convientantly placed rock. She then bursts out crying and you just stop and think, "no, no... you cannot be serious. This girl isn't crying, over that? Surely?". So the "Young Dumb" bloke who was placed in the kitchen rushes up to aid her in her time of misery and asks whats up. [CONVIENTANTLY PLACED LETTERS IN SWEAR WORDS] "That funking dockhead said it was ok to give that bloody woman her fresh fruit, and that rear-end in the kicthen shouted at me!". So he re-assures her blah blah blah and she assures herself everythings going to be okay, she goes down the stairs saying: "Gawd, my Dad would totally knock him out, wonker, and my bruva too".
Needless to say, if you can't see my frustration with these horrible people which actually exist and weren't created out of the dark depths of the BBC Three shocking series character creation machine, (breathe), then I feel sorry for you. This dumb idiots are loaded and just don't have an inkling of common sense or morality and the more BBC Three show these programs, the more I think that teenagers (like myself, I'm not some rambling 72 year old man in a pension home) are going to think that this sort of behaviour will get them on TV. But hopefully, if there's more people with similar views I have, they'll get a shovel to the face. Thank you very much for taking up your time to read my rant.
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Dave












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his nan works in are school LOL
