The Robot Mum [Not My Poem]

[Jinxxed]

Not mine, but I read it in a book, and I think it's really good

It never gets crossy is you're messy,
It picks up your rubbish and toys,
If it sees a sad film on the telly,
It won't make a snuffling noise.

It's got a device to make pancakes,
And another to polish your shoes,
It will sweep up the crumbs from the carpet,
Without ever blowing it's fuse.

It shampoos the dog in a jiffy,
It does all your homework aswell,
And never lets on to the teacher,
You programme it so it won't tell.

It makes you whole cities from Lego,
Sorts out your socks into pairs,
It will cook you a bowl of spaghetti,
The same time as cleaning the stairs.

But it's kisses are cold and metallic,
It can't give you hugs if you're glum,
It never says how much it loves you,
I think I prefer my 'real' mum.

What are your comments on this ?

[Janumz]

Aww, that's sweet.
I like the poem.. um.. Yeah, i'd rather have a real mum

[Jinxxed]

Yeah I'd prefer my real Mum, even if she won't do my homework for me :p

[-x-Kerrianne-x-]

I like this poem.
Great find

[Jinxxed]

I like this poem.
Great find

Thanks, I might be posting another one in a minute..

[Pulchritudinous]

Pretty cute .
I like it.

[-x-Kerrianne-x-]

Pretty Cute!

[Absently]

i really like it but i think i would prefer my real mum 2