Habbo Prayer

[Amberful]

Our Habbo, who art by Sulake
Hallowed be thy game
Thy Beta come
I will be gone
Offline, and form a social life
Give us this day our daily creds
And forgive us our skems
As we forgive those who are skemming against us
For thine is the zedders
E-daters and the luls-worthy
Forever and ever
Amen

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[FlyingJesus]

Lovesit I say this every morning when I wake up

[GommeInc]

The Beer Prayer is better.

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
BARMEN.

Praise be to lager.

[Laggings]

LOL @ BOTH

[Andeeh]

hey my name is slim shady.

and no the prayer sucks

[Ardemax]

those have the cool factor

[RyanDOT]

Our Habbo, who art by Sulake
Hallowed be thy game
Thy Beta come
I will be gone
Offline, and form a social life
Give us this day our daily creds
And forgive us our skems
As we forgive those who are skemming against us
For thine is the zedders
E-daters and the luls-worthy
Forever and ever
Amen

thats what you need mate.

[Describe]

This is the saddest thing i've seen to date.

[HOSKO02]

Oh Christ they both made me laugh so hard! +Rep to both of you when I can

After a bit of Googling, I found this version:

Our father
Who art in Springfield
Homer be thy name
Thy name is known
Thy program shown
On Sky as it is on terrestrial

Give us this day our daily "D'Oh!"
And forgive Bart his trespasses
As Marge forgives thou, when thou trespass against her
And lead us straight into Moe's bar
And deliver us from Flanders

For thine is the cartoon
The Homer, the Simpsons
For ever and ever
Mmm.. Duff

[Laggings]

lolol love it.