There once was.... [Rhymes]

-x-Kerrianne-x- · 24-07-2005, 01:26 PM

I'm sure your all familiar with there once was poems so here are some

There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nan took it.

There once was a kettle,
Who loved heavy metal,
When the music was turned on,
He would dance and sing a song,
But to no other music would he settle.

There was an old man of Peru
Who was dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright
And found out it was perfectly true.

There once was a man named Tom
He swallowed an atomic bomb
The doctor said, cough
The darn thing went off
And he went through the world to Hong Kong.