What would your favourite quote be?

What would your favourite quote be?
I love it when youflex like that
"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" - kate moss
“Even life without drugs has gotta be better than this malarkey.” - pete doherty
'The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.'
- Winston Churchill
'That is the one, only, singular, good thing, to come out of the smoking ban - the advancement in outdoor heating.'
- Smithy (Gavin and Stacey)
"go piss up a tree" - samsta
I love it when youflex like that
There was one by shakespeare about time and wasting it. Cant find it, but its on my college wall. I will ask my mate what it says as I dont go there anymore.
"Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!" - bethany byrd from mean girls
"The sky is full of dreams, but you don't know how to fly" - The Killers (a lyric)
and you can't go wrong with a few Mean Girls ones!
"She doesn't even go here!!"
"Boo! you *****"
lmaooo
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
chuck - the goonies
pigged 25/08/2019
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