Cow Executed After Seducing Man?

[Muct]

An Indonesian man claims he was seduced by a cow after he was caught having sex with it on the resort island of Bali.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn't see an animal but a beautiful woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," said Alit.

The young man was then forced to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony that also required his clothes be thrown into the sea.

The cow didn't fair as well. Chief Embang gave the owner of the cow approximately $562 before having the animal drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

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Hopefully this will teach those damn cows to stop trying to seduce us.

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[Moh]

What have I told you about seducing people?

ot:
LOL wth?!

[Muct]

What have I told you about seducing people?

ot:
LOL wth?!

LOL, I like how we were chatting about utters last night too...
And yeh, pretty wth tbh... How the hell does a cow seduce someone? I'd like to see this, I really would

[Becca]

I don't get it.
This is so stupid, the guy could've been a drug addict. Then they kill the cow instead, so stupid.

[Hitman]

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[Calvin]

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[ifuseekamy]

Eh I thought cows were sacred to hindus and killing them is like the worse thing ever :S

[HotelUser]

This is an extremely foolish, although funny story

[Sharon]

LOL wow how weird

[Muct]

LOL This made it onto Grigs News show