Three Little Habbos - Ends 20th July

[Alex3213]

The Three Little Pigs is a fairy tale. Infact, it used to be a grim tale meaning that it was a story to scare little children, but they were past down from generation to generation and when Disney got hold of the Grim Tales they made them so they were lovely! So this is what I want you to do.

I want you to revamp the "Three Little Pigs" story and call it "The Three Little Habbos". You don't have to write out the whole story, just write out key points- infact you don't have to change all the variables, just 3-5 points if you really wanted. You can write something like "The second little pig made his house out of coca-cola cans" or even state that a combine harvester is going to break the house down. I'm looking for humour, but most of all creativity. Post your idea in this thread!

Goodluck, maybe you could even get your story made by Disney (I'm joking, don't get any ideas...).

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[Pigperson]

Three Habbos are kicked out of Habbo Hotel due to them trashing their rooms after ramming the lately released car into the furniture.
The Habbos are forced to build their own houses for shelter.
Whilst they plan where and how to build their houses, a burglar was watching.
The first habbo decided to make a house out of Plasto Pods.
The burglar found the house and used a needle to burst the walls and steals the first Habbo's credits and gold bars. He also felt hungry so the burglar also took the Christmas Ham.
The second habbo decided to make a house out of Gingerbread Houses.
The burglar found this hous and was still luckily hungry and ate down the door of the house and took the second Habbo's Thrones and HCs.
The third habbo thought about how to build his house and he invested a some credits to buy Asian Tiger statues at 1C per to use for stone walls. He also used the Area Minibar as a safe for his valuables.
The burglar tried to knock it down, that didn't work, he then tried to eat it, he then choked on the stone and died.
The three habbos decided to live together in the third habbo's safe and spacious house (which was featured on the programme Habbo Grand Designs). They lived happily ever after.

Will

[Dinosaurawrr]

3 lil habbos went trading
one habbo traded for matts for his little house.
a nasty scamma came and was like LITTLE HABBO can i has some suga?! the little habbo was like no!!! and the scama came in and took the habbos matts and furniz
the next habbo traded for coins and made a house of coins
the scamma come along and was like GIMME YOUR COINS! and the little habbo was like i dont fink so! and the scama kicked the coins and run off with them
the 3rd habbo was call jin and he had his help desk made of walls and stuff with all his hxhd staff and the scamma comes along and goes GIVE ME EVERYTHING! SO Jin was like no waiz! and he went out and smacked the scamma :} and gave all the habbos there furni back and became king of habbox !
the end.
*lols*

[Jodie]

Three Little Habbos

Once upon a time, There were Three Little Habbos. They were banned from Habbo Hotel for all the grief they caused.
They all decided for their own protection they needed a house for each of them.
They had heard of the mad Tortoise that would break down anything to get something to eat.
The first Little Habbo decided to gather some DoorMats from the houses all around him.
The tortoise came along and saw the house.
"Little Habbo, Little Habbo, Let me in." Said the tortoise.
"Not from the hair on my hairy shin shin on my knee, I will not let in thee." Said the Habbo knowing what the tortoise would do.
"Little Habbo, Little Habbo. Oh pretty please?" Pleading the Habbo.
"No you stupid green salad. Go away!" He sounded persistant.
"Then I shall walk and walk and break your house down." Shouted the unhappy tortoise.
The tortoise walked up to the house and knocked the mats down. Then he grabbed the Habbo and gobbled him up.
The Second Little Habbo had decided to make his house out of left over Turkey Ham and Mustard.
Then came along the tortoise.
"Little Habbo, Little Habbo, Let me in." Said the tortoise.
"Not from the hair on my hairy shin shin on my knee, I will not let in thee." Said the Habbo knowing what the tortoise would do.
"Little Habbo, Little Habbo. Oh pretty please?" Pleading the Habbo.
"No you stupid patch of grass. Go away!" He sounded persistant.
"Then I shall walk and walk and break your house down." Shouted the unhappy tortoise
So the tortoise walked up and within a couple of years the tortoise had eaten the Ham and Mustard and then ate the Little Habbo.
The Third Little Habbo, constantly worrying, didn't have a clue where his brothers were.
He had made a stupid mistake and made his house out of sand walls.
Luckily the rain had made it collapse and he needed a new place to stay.
The Last remaining Little Habbo ran up to Lost_Witness and asked him if he could get back into the hotel. Happily for him, he was allowed and he rented out a room for the rest of his life and grew old with a lovely wife and 3 pets.
They all lived happily ever after.
And then the tortoise rented out a room and gobbled up ever single Habbo in the Hotel.
The end.

[Mathew]

To be sung to the nursery rhyme of "Five little ducks"

Three little Habbos went walking one day
Over to the Welcome Lounge and far away
SmoothCriminal and Fozzie said bobba bobba bobba
But only one little Habbo came back

Two little Habbos went walking one day
Over to Habbox Help Desk and far away
HotelUser and dogboy123 said bobba bobba bobba
But only one little Habbo came back

One little Habbo went walking one day
Over to an event and far away
Roxy916 said bobba bobba bobba
But no little Habbos ever came back

[lTraditional]

The Three Little Habbos

Once apon a Habbo time, there were 3 little habbos - rathar small I say. They were in Jade Trade which is owned by -Danube- and found that there was an angry pig named Florence who liked to eat little habbos. The habbos were shocked when they saw it, all they wanted to do is trade a couple of HC's for some coins to buy a habbo cola machine for there houses! Anyway, they got so scared that they left the room and went back to there habbo houses but that was no good as Florence stalked them.

The first little Habbo lived in a house which was made out of sand. The pig didn't even need to try because he just digged it down and the first little habbo ran into the second little habbos house which was even stronger but not strong enough.

The second habbos house was made out of cola bottles and the pig got a knife from the first little habbos house and cut it down. This pig was actually quite clever for a pig if you ask me!

The third one was super strong and was made out of mode bars. The little pig try as hard as it could to blow it down but failed miserably so he had a better idea, to go through the window. It was quite hard tbh as the double glazing windows was hard to smash with a cola bottle but he throw it and broke it! He didn't win yet though as the little habbo put a fire at the window and the pig died!

R.I.P Pig and welldone little habbos!