Business Guru - Ends 16th July

[Inseriousity.]

We've probably all seen Sir Alan Sugar (or Lord Sugar now), Donald Trump and various other businessmen and women on the television telling us how to do things properly. For this competition, I want you to come up with your very own company! It needs a name, it needs a target audience, it needs a product to sell and an inventive way about how you're going to sell that product. Money is no object, the sky's the limit. Just post your business in the thread, the most inventive and creative wins! Good luck!

Prize: 1 month VIP + 20 rep

[Pigperson]

Layzo

This is a business aimed at people who are lazy. The product is called 1Place. Everything you need is one place. It's manufactured so well that it only takes up 50cm x 40cm of space and it is designed to fit in with your room. In this compact space, there is a mini fridge, TV, storage space, a toilet with privacy walls, a phone slot. As well as this, it has a fitness instructor which uses ways that actually make you get your exercise :]
The product would be sold via people going round houses and posting voice messages advertising it so the lazy people who can't be bothered to get it, can hear it :]

This product would be engineered so its cheap but very useful :]

Will

[Yupt]

My Product is called the "MacPac" and is aimed at those who would like to buy an Apple Mac computer or laptop, but don't want to splash out on a brand new piece of kit. The product is a downloadable good which gives your current laptop or personal computer all the features of a normal mac, but on a typical laptop/computer. The product would be available off iTunes (of course) and would cost around £100, making it a much cheaper alternative to simply buying a new piece of kit.

[ihatehash]

Mike Brown Enterprises has come up with a new innovative product! 'Electric foot' is a sock with little heating panels built into the sole of the sock with insulators to ensure no heat escapes. as heat travels upwards through your body the 'Electric Foot' will keep you warm anytime of the year. This product are aimed at those who struggle to keep warm. a pair of electric socks would cost around $80. Our product will sold in supermarkets/clothing stores/ electric stores and we will run a 5 month advertising campaign which involves television advertising and adverts on buses.

[leer34$]

Jimmy Bob's Establishment introduces the new DjNator. This product is an application available on your Mobile Phone, it to be used by DJ's to DJ if they are not at home or if they have forgotten about a slot. The application sends the Music you choose to play to a server that's closest to you, the Music is then rapidly formatted into Excellent Quality and all swearing is removed, within seconds you can have the same quality music as you would have if you streamed on your computer or laptop. Users will be given a free 7-day trial to see if they like the application, the application will cost $29.99 after the trial. Billboards, Radio Stations and Buses will be used to advertise the DjNator.

So buy your copy of the DjNator today! It's a convenient, cheap & easy way to Dj while on the run!

-Lee

[befas]

Hi im from Brown Industries and we've just got a new product. This product is aimed at mothers and fathers. This product is for a baby pram. All you do is put the wheels on top of this machine and it vibrates the pram to help the baby get to sleep. It saves parents to keep rocking the pram to try and get the baby to sleep when its in a mood. This product will be available in Mothercare and Babys'r'us and is priced around 50 pounds. We have also interested many other investors and they have invested in it, so that means people can buy it via door .....Thankyou for listing to my speech

[smiffy70]

Yagano Mega Flow

this product is aimed at all ages that want to have fun in the roasting sun all over the world!it has many functions!

the first is that it can be a trvia game, u must answer a question correctly in the time or u get squirted with a blast of cool water and the game carries on until one person is left!

the second is a crazy squirt where the yagano mega flow spins rapidly soaking everything in its path giving you cool relief in any type of heat!

the yagano mega flow will be in argos monday

[zzzvm]

Abs Industrys made Clap Here Clap There for sick and or lazy people. Clap Here Clap There bring what ever you want right to you. If the remote is just out of you reach, Its only one clap away to get it. You mount it to your wall. Then a little magnet to your palm. It releses gravity to which ever item you wish, but it dosnt float up. It floats right to you hand. The way to a easy life. Clap Here Clap There.