The Bubble - Ends 19th July

[Inseriousity.]

If you're familiar with 'The Bubble', it was a recent TV show where 'celebrities' had to guess which news item was fake and which was real (having been trapped with no TV, no internet etc for a week). Well, unfortunately, I can't stop you from searching your bins for the recent headlines (although that wasted dinner from yesterday might) but for this competition, spot the false headline! Once you've done that, PM HabboxComps with the answers. Good luck

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 10 rep

1.
Naked girls plow fields for rain
Blue M&M dye may mend broken backs
Twilight star: "I prefer Harry Potter"

2.
Divorce health scars permanent
BBC Boss takes pay cut of 85%
Cross-dressing clown robs liquor store

3.
Old Ohio Church becomes gym with 'religious themes'
Inmate uses toilet paper cardboard to escape
NASA finds life on Jupiter