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[Inseriousity.]

I've been on youtube a few times and heard an advert for Single Muslims, which made me laugh a bit. But while I have no intention of using it as I only meet half the criteria (the single bit), it did give me an idea for a competition! For this competition, all you have to do is write a dating site profile. If you don't know what that is, here's an example from the newspaper I bought the other day:

Single 44 year old curvy woman looking for love, someone who likes long distance walking and fancy restaurants. Looking for a man aged 18-30.

I wonder if she got any dates! Be as creative and original as you can. And if you're lucky, I might even take you out on a date. You're paying though. Good luck!

Prize: 1 month VIP + 10 rep

[Jacob]

76 years old but still young and energetic, brown curly hair looking for someone to hug, likes to eat chocolate and candy floss and doesn't pay when going on dates

Lol much.

[Gravitator]

34 yr old curvy woman who likes to use a variety of lipsticks to please a big man, is a twitter fanatic and loves to chow down on chocolate cake with sprinkles and eats with her homemade spoons

[matt$]

74 year old man who's looking for some fresh meat in their life, someone who inst too spunky as i wouldn't be able to keep up although they must have baby soft hands. Enjoys going to the local park and a variety of different sweets.

[dbgtz]

a 25 year old female who never has been male at all in his life. Likes to party hard whilst watching deal or no deal, looking for someone aged 50-80.

[Special-1k]

A 60 year old female, who just needs a young man to spice up her love life. She's got pale wrinkled skin, with a few teeth missing, hair that's falling out, and her fingernails are completely dead. Looking for ages 20-40. Are you gonna be here sugar daddy?

[Macey]

Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser with a couple of cobwebs that need clearing out. That say wine gets better with age and im living proof of that. Back in the day id look for a young handsome bloke to knock me off my feet, now I'm just looking for a man (30+) who will hold out long enough to see the end of the tunnel, may I warn the tunnel has eroded and expanded over many years.

[T@R]

15 year old bare peng chick looking for a rich geeza, health problems are a plus, over 50 to love and cherish me, and then write me in his will. Oh and you gotta have working ID to go buy my and my mates cigarettes and alcohol for when we used your house for our mad parties. Willing to show breast.

[qaxzsw]

Young, hot, trendy and beautiful 49 year old man seeking anyone between the ages of 18-20. My hobbies include flower arranging, needle work, among many other things. My ideal date would be a pinic on the beach followed by another pinic in the park and then a mcdonalds, kfc and small roast dinner, then obviously pizza when I get home.

[Samantha]

A 24 year old, looking for a good time. Just got out of education (and still have the uniform ) would be up for pretty much anything. However, they must be male or female (not fussy) and must be below the age of 30.
My hobbies include Horse Back riding in the Canyon, and also playing scrabble with my Cat (Jogger) and my Mum (Fred).
I don't often go out as I am a lonely person but my Mother is my best friend.