Dear Diary Part 2

Samantha · 10-02-2011, 07:32 AM

Today’s winners announced.
It may seem like wedded bliss during our daily Shotgun Weddings, but what happens when Elvis leaves the building?

Check out today’s winning diary entries. We’ll be publishing new winners all week, so if you get hitched don’t forget to enter here >>
Boys
Dear diary, married life is not all that it’s cracked up to be. My husband never takes out the trash. Never takes care of the kids. He just sits around all day. I can’t believe I got married. I’m going insane. I think I’ve been watching way too many Disney movies. The only positive side to this whole ordeal is that what happens in Vegas... stays in Vegas. My prince turned out to be some jerk in tin foil! Signed, Distressed Bride
PinkPolkadots
Dear diary, after my Heartbreak Hotel Shotgun Wedding I am now single and ready to mingle, enough said.
,danihatessyou
Dear diary, my head is pounding, my suite is a mess and I can’t remember a darn thing! I wake up and find four other people in my room including my friends Nancy and Bill. I woke up with this cheap wedding ring and this ugly cheap wedding dress on. And I’m bald! It was terrible. Later on that day, I went to Little Chapel (the place I was married) to sign up for an annulment. I found out later I was married to a hitchhiker that my friends had picked up. He name was “Crazy-Joe” and yes he really was crazy. He looked like something off The Hills Have Eyes. My friends had mistaken him for Justin Timerblake. Yeah right, the last time I checked Timberlake had teeth! Even worse, Crazy-Joe robbed me for my money and my hair! Then he ran up my hotel bill!
:.:KayTay:.:
Dear diary, today my partner ate the last Oreo cookie and then LIED about it. I threw him in the doghouse. Justice served, right?

betsie01
Dear diary, OMG!!! I don’t really know what happened, but I’m shocked to find out I’M MARRIED!! I wake up just like every morning, turn my head and........... I see my dog licking my face!!

Was it just a dream? What happened? I’m so confused!!
HappyBox
Dear diary, today was a TOTAL disaster! There were slot machines ringing, bots with their jibber jabbering, and a ton of ASL-ing when I saw her. Everything went by so fast, I didn’t even realize I got married! I told her lots of personal infoz which probably wasn’t an awesome idea and she took me for I all had. I was warned about these types of girls, but it just isn’t fair!
Dumain
Dear diary, I met a very special Habbo in the Hallway yesterday. We talked, we laughed and we had a great time! We took a trip to Habburgers and had a scrumptious lunch. I couldn’t believe I’d actually found the love of my life, right here in Habbo Hotel! But then it turned for the worst. Today I logged in expecting to be greeted by my love. But it turned out she’d declined my friend request. All day I’ve been searching up and down the corridors of the Hallway, but she is nowhere to be found

kay.vee
Dear diary, uhm... yeah. My Shotgun Wedding wife turned out to be my sister. AWKWARD...
Ouft
Dear diary, I was married but then I found out my lover had a pet TIGER!! They cared about a pet more than me! Divorce time D: Oh well it was good while it lasted. Don’t always trust people

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=Marshmellow==
Dear diary, I’m in Vegas finally after all those Prepaid Cards. I’ve spent most of my Credits in less then a day! And to top it off I ended up marrying some chick who claimed to be the one and only Fozzie…. Turns out she was an IMPERSONATOR. Still I could be happy with this fake Fozzie. Maybe it’s true what they say diary, can ignorance be bliss?
yuromi1
Dear diary, wow... sometime in the last 24 hours I got married! I don’t even remember it! When I woke up in the hotel room I was wearing someone else’s clothes and there was at least 5 pounds of glitter in my hair. I went to the kitchen to get some water and there, sleeping in the sink, was my husband! He’s actually a very nice guy, or at least I think he is, because he doesn’t speak a word of English!
Ms.Oneal
Dear diary, the big day at last! It was so exciting I’ve been looking forward to this day since forever. Unfortunately soon after we said our “I do’s” he tells me he has 10 Habbo baby children!!!
WastedGlory
Dear diary, I woke up this morning with a tin foil band around my ring finger and confetti in places I don’t want to admit.. what happened last night? I faintly remember a priest dressed like Elvis and a band playing “Here Comes the Bride”.. I don’t think I would.. I was probably just a spectator.. well.. I mean.. wait, am I in the honeymoon suite?
Methics
Dear diary, I woke up feeling like a new Habbo! The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and the fake diamond ring on my finger was glowing?! I look down only to see I was hitched! Without another thought I ran around the hotel room to see pictures of me being married at a place called “Moe’s Milkshakes and Marriages”. I ran there to ask for a divorce, but all they offered me was a free milkshake.. at least I have calcium!

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