Apples and Pears - Ends 9th March

[Alex3213]

Stairs!

Cockney rhyming slang is very well known all around the globe, just more well known if you know English! Anyway, it's been around for far too long and yet not much of it has been invented. After all, the repertoire of my English language has increased dramatically, mainly because the amount of English invented increases on a daily basis (maybe I'm exaggerating there). So for this competition, you need to create your own cockney rhyming slang for an English word, I'll give you some real examples. Make sure that it rhymes, however!

Apples and Pears - Stairs
Duke of Spain - Rain
Karsey Moilet - Toilet

The most imaginative will win! Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

[tif24]

tiger and mouse-house
pig and horse-of course
me and he-the




:@ (H) :S :rolleyes: (h) |-) :8

[khyongbj]

Double and Bubble = Trouble
Coal and Mole = Goal
Boy and Toy = Joy

[Conservative,]

Hoot and stool - ball
Bees and fleas - cheese
Prince of France - Dance

[Special-1k]

Rose and Shows - Rows
Mass and Bass -brass
lucky and ducky - lunchy

I fail at these.

[Cyberkid15]

Flowers and Powers - Towers
Trees and Bees - Peas
Grass and Glass - Class

[Michael]

Ace of spades = AIDS
Jet Fighter = All Nighter
Miss Chant = Aunt

[,Love]

Red Rose - Nose
Pony trap - Crap
Jumbo jet - Bet

[Firework.]

alex and dionne - hot children
oh no wait.

Man one: OMG ITS DIONNE

Man two: collapsed cos im hot

Man one: oh look its alex...

[Richie]

Slippery bread - Risky

Man one:
"YO MAN I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD ROB THIS HOUSE"

Man two:
"WHY HOMIE?"

Man one:
"Its slippery bread man"



EDIT:
Lol what the hell is cockney, I think I did it wrong, my bad.